Renie asked in her typically pragmatic style. âEnid hated Christmas. Look at it this wayâwith her gone from the neighborhood, thereâs nobody around to snipe at the season. If they let George out of the funny farm, heâll probably give you permission to put up your sign.â
Judith was aghast. âCozâyouâre callous.â
âNo, Iâm not. Iâm realistic. Lots of people will croak before New Yearâs. As long as Iâm not one of them, Iâll try not to let that fact spoil my holidays.â
Phyliss Rackley dropped a wicker clothes basket onto the floor with a loud thud. âBlasphemy, Mrs. Jones! How can you say such things? Besides, the Good Lord wanted Mrs. Goodrich to come home for Christmas. Heâll see that she has a good time in spite of herself.â
âThe good Lord had nothing to do with it,â Renie said flatly. âThat was all up to George and hisâ¦â She paused, gazing inquisitively at Judith. âHis what? An ax?â
But Judith could only shrug. âI donât know. The term Art used wasâ¦âhacked.ââ Judith gulped on the word.
Phyliss shrieked. ââ Hackedâ ? You mean he didnât just up and shoot her like husbands usually do? Why didnât you say so?â
âI guess I forgot.â Judith was sounding even more dismal.
Renie was on her feet, heading for the front door. Judith assumed she was trying to escape from Phyliss. But even as the cleaning woman began a homily on the afterlife featuring joy-filled codgers in flowing white robes welcoming Enid to her mansion in the sky, Renie returned.
âThe cops are gone,â she announced just as Phyliss got to the part about Enidâs brow being adorned with a pearly crown, âbut Art and Glendaâs cars are still there.â She arched her eyebrows questioningly at Judith.
Judith stood up, her energy renewed by the call to action. âI should go over and see if we can do anything for the family,â she said, avoiding Renieâs fixed gaze. âMaybe I could make them some lunch.â
âHold on,â Phyliss said crossly. âI didnât get to the angels playing tunes of glory on their harps.â
âPraise the Lord,â murmured Renie.
âWhat did that heathen say?â Phyliss demanded.
Judith gave her cleaning woman a weak smile. âAhâraise the Ford. Glenda Goodrich drives a Ford, and my cousin wants toâ¦erâ¦umâ¦â Judith was still searching for words as she followed Renie through the entry hall.
âIâm not a heathen,â Renie declared. âIâm a Catholic.â
âSame thing to Phyliss,â Judith retorted, then came to a dead halt in front of the Ericson house. âShootâtheyâve put up crime scene tape. Do we dare jump over it?â
âAt our age, can we?â But the cousins were still sufficiently nimble to try. They chose to invade the Goodrich property through the shared driveway. Judith noticed that Ted Ericson had finally left for work. The handsome noble fir was now behind the split-rail fence, reposing in a shiny new galvanized bucket.
âWeâll defer to the deceasedâs wishes and use the back door,â Judith said, leading the way to the rear of the house.
Renie wrinkled her pug nose. âWhatâs so big about that? We usually use the back door at your place.â
âThatâs different. Itâs easier, for one thing. Our garage is in back. If you pull into the drive to leave on-street parkingfor guests, the back door is closer. Plus, I try to reserve the front for the paying customers. It adds tone.â
The latter remark evoked a dubious expression from Renie. âBut Mrs. Goodrich didnât run a B&B. What was her excuse?â
âShe didnât want to get her living room dirty,â Judith answered as she started up the four steps that led to the back porch. Her