increasing their townâs meager population, the spot ahead was clear of trees and brush and provided an unobstructed view of the lake below.
More than a few of McGillâs residents had been conceived there, as well. It was the number two favorite make-out spot and was frequently used when the primary nook higher up the hill was occupied.
âPull over,â she said as they drew closer to the place in question. âI want to check it out.â
âCheck what out?â
âRight there. Where the splash came from.â
Dirk slowed slightly. âIâm not pulling over anywhere. If I get off this road, weâll get stuck in the mud up to our axles and die up here.â
She rolled her eyes. âThatâs a bit overly dramatic, donât you think? The most dangerous things in these hills are raccoons and the occasional bobcat, and weâre both armed.â
âAnd rattlesnakes and copperheads and cottonmouths andââ
âOkay, okay.â Savannah could feel her skin crawl. She hated snakes and avoided thinking about them whenever possible. âIâm sure theyâre all safely tucked into their nice, dry snaky houses for the night.â
âWatching TV or playing video games with their kids, right? I think Iâve heard this little fantasy of yours before.â
âHey, it works for me. Okay?â She reached over and poked him in the ribs. âStop. You donât have to pull over. Just stop.â
âSavannah, youâre not goinâ on one of your wild-goose chases out here in a dark Georgia woods in the middle of a downpour.â
âDirk,â she said in a deadly serious voice, barely above a whisper, âif you donât stop this vehicle this very second, I swear, Iâm gonna give you grief about it all night long. Iâll be lying there in bed next to you, tossing and turning and mumbling to myself, frettinâ up a storm, and wondering what I mightâve seen if youâd only just stopped and humored me for one teeny, tiny second.â
He slammed on the brakes. The car slid a couple of feet and came to an abrupt halt.
âThere,â he snapped. âHappy?â
âPlumb ecstatic.â
âGood.â
She knew he was mad. He was huffing and puffing like a bulldog who had just run a marathon, and unless they were in the final throes of passion, that was hardly ever a good sign.
Casting a quick sideways look at him, she was pretty sure she could see tendrils of smoke curling out of his nostrils. His face was an unpleasant shade of green in the dim glow of the dash lights.
âIâm just going to be a minute. Really,â she said in a voice far too sweet. âYouâll see.â
He muttered something under his breath that she couldnât understand, and she figured that was probably a blessing.
She had managed to get her dress halfway on, but she quickly peeled it off again and laid it across the console between them.
âWhat the hell are you doing?â he said. âYou asked me to stop so you could look and see . . . I donât know. . . . What? The splash you heard before? Well, I stopped. So look !â
She pointed to her side window, where nothing was visible but thick condensation on the inside of the car and rain streaming down the exterior. âNow you tell me. Can you see anything out that side window, boy? Can you? No, you canât. Even with those windshield wipers flappinâ to beat the band, you canât see diddly-squat out the front, either.â
âDonât you dare roll that window down.â
âIâm not going to. Sheez. What kind of nitwit do you think I am?â
âActually, Iâm still trying to figure that out,â he grumbled.
âI heard that.â
âAnd will probably give me grief about that tonight, too, when Iâm just trying to sleep. I put up with a lot off of you, girl.â
âI know, sugar.
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