and knocked his tooth out. Then he commenced to kick my butt long enough for him to have to take a lunch break.â
What I thought was bothering Jonesy, and what was definitely messing with my mind, was that it was hard to tell who the enemy was, and with our soldiers moving from place to place so quickly, it was getting hard to tell where our friends were, too.
We picked up a new Intelligence officer, Captain Phil Nelson, and two other Intelligence types. We were supposed to go from the FOB, which was nothing but a few tents in the sand, to a mining area about fifteen to twenty miles away.
âIs this a hot zone?â Captain Coles stood close to Nelson as he spoke.
âThatâs what weâre going to find out,â Captain Nelson said. He was short with a huge round head and big blue eyes that made him look like a baby in uniform. âThis place has been inspected by the United Nations a hundred times, but what Iâm hoping for is that we can find some civilians who can give us a feel for the area, let us know if theyâre glad weâre knocking over Saddam.â
âAny friendlies there now?â Coles asked.
âA marine detachment,â Nelson said. âTheyâre telling us itâs safe for us to go in.â
âYouâre looking for civilians; do you speak Iraqi?â
âI speak Arabic,â Nelson said, looking about as white as a human being could look.
The Intelligence guys supposedly knew where they were going and would lead the way with Second Squad. Captain Coles rode with us. Inside the Humvee the captain was mumbling to himself.
âSomething we should know?â Jonesy asked.
âThe chain of command is getting weak,â Coles said. âIf you listen to the air traffic, you hear a lot of people trying to find out where their units are.â
âI thought they were hitting fast and hard?â Marla chimed in.
âIf youâre in a fight and youâre winning, itâs fine,â Captain Coles said. âBut if something looks fishy and you need some backup in a hurry, it would be good to know where the cavalry is.â
âAnd the way I figure it, you can never tell when youâre going to need some backup in a hurry,â I said.
âThis reminds me of when they started a happy hour in a bar in my hometown,â Jonesy said. âIt was a colored bar and they ainât never had a happy hour. Some folks thought they was gonna get free drinks. When they found out that they had to buy a drink to get a free one they got to fighting and tore the place up. Thatâs whatâs happening over here. They donât know if they should be getting happy or tearing us up.â
Marla was on the squad gun and I tapped her knee to get her attention as Jonesy pulled the Humvee out onto the road. I thought she might be tired. She kicked me with the back of her heel.
âYo, Marla, Iâm a friendly!â I called to her.
âMess with my leg again and Iâll shoot you through the top of your head,â she answered.
âYo, Jonesy, is Marla weird or what?â I asked.
âHey, man, we all weird,â Jonesy said. âOr do you always do drive-bys in the name of democracy?â
We were going south again to meet up with a company from the 3 rd ID. Captain Coles had the GPS system going and was comparing the coordinates on the screen with our maps. That made me feel a little better because there werenât any map landmarks that I recognized. There were some American military trucks onthe road, mostly supply units, and a few British units. There were Iraqi vehicles as well, older trucks and an occasional overcrowded bus. Captain Coles started talking about what was probably going on in his hometown and we figured out that the time difference was eight hours.
âItâs three in the afternoon here and back home theyâre just getting up,â he said.
âContact ahead, theyâre moving to