moved an inch.â
âAfter all that fussing, up in the loft, I was bushed, too.â She sits opposite me at the stump table. âSo nice of the boys to whip up a lovely supper.â
âThose brats were killers. I should really stay away from sauerkraut, though. You think Rocky had gasâoooh, Mama.â
âSo kind of you to share, darling.â
âDonât mention it. Did you catch, from Howard, how many orders came in yesterday afternoon?â
âNo, do tell.â Ruby gets up and starts cooking us breakfast. She never sits for more than a second, I swear.
âApparently our website traffic is growing like crazy, thanks to you and Howard literally cooking up the recipe-a-week idea.â
Theyâre posting an original recipe on our website that either Ruby or Howard or both of them first try on the crewâsmart, huh? âCourse, thatâs what has led us all to the conclusion that we need a little less bounce in our bellies .
âIt simply stands to reason thatââ
Just then, the phone rings. I automatically tighten my robe and then pick it up.
âGood morning,â I announce.
âHello thereâoh good morningâhello, is this Ms. Prévost of Rubyâs Aprons?â
âNo, this is Eve Moss of Rubyâs Aprons, may I ask whoâs calling?â I hear an echoing sound, like Iâm on a speakerphone or something.
âOh yes, sorryâmy name is Monica Wheeler and Iââ
âBy any chanceââI swing the cord around and Rocky takes a swipe at itââare you selling something?â Hate salespeople calling whenever they damn wellâ
âOh no, I am sorry for the intrusion, but Iâm not selling a thing . I representâ¦â Monica stammers a bit. âLookâIâm lead buyer for Targetâs kitchen and bath department and weâre very interested inââ
âYou wonât believe this, but yesterday it was Martha Stewart and nowââ
âMartha Stewart ! That bitch âwhyââ
âMy my, why, Miss Monica, I believe you just said a bad word,â I chuckle and I hear this huge sigh.
âGod, sorry, Iâm having a bad start here. I do apologize. I donât know where that came from. Itâs just that she is impossible to keep up with andâ¦why she didnât just sign on with us is beyond me. But getting back toâyou didnât contract with herâdid you?â
âMonica.â I roll my eyes for Ruby and she shrugs her shoulders. âWe are a little cottage industry with all the business we can handle, and in all honesty, we want to stay that way.â
âHow can you say no to Target? I mean, wellâ¦donât you want to be the next Michael Graves or Mossimo?â
âLet me give you a little advice, Monicaâhow old are you?â Ruby shakes her head; she knows Iâm in âlecture mode.â
âIâmâ¦Iâm in my thirties, why?â
âSomeday, when that cubicle becomes a stall and youâre tired of being just another cogâno offenseâhopefully youâre going to wake up and realize life is marching by and what do you have to show for it? Some fancy graphs and a hefty bottom line?â
âWell, I donât see where this has anything toââ
âRubyâs Aprons is not just another business, itâs a group of people whoâve come together to not just make money, weâweâre finding our wayâtogether. You know?â
âIâI donât know what to say. I have to admit, from your websiteâs picturesâ¦you really do look like such a happy group and that woman in the yellow gown, the black lady?â Monicaâs voice has become softer; I can almost feel her smile.
âThatâs Sam, our resident psychic jazz singer.â
âShe looks so powerful, just the way sheâs singing and the others on that