went to the phone. It gave the other two a chance to stare each other down. Ashley was about to open her mouth but Bay put her hand up.
âNever mind. Letâs go and have fun.â
Ashley smiled. âOkay.â
When Matt got off the phone, Bay quickly fed Merlin and then they ran out the back door and around the house and realized too late that theyâd never fit in Tansyâs sports car, so they got soaked as they switched vehicles.
âGreat,â Tansy pouted. âI look like a drowned rat.â She checked the mirror in the sun visor. âI shouldâve worn waterproof mascara. What a ridiculous place this is. Rain, fog, drizzle, windâyou name it, itâs here.â
Bay backed back out of the driveway. âAre you telling me you didnât have weather in New York?â
âNot destructive, damp, stupid fog.â
âYouâre in for a great time, then.â Bay turned onto Main Street and started to pick up speed, when she noticed Gertie walking along the sidewalk, head down, with four grocery bags in her hands.
âThat silly womanâs going to catch her death,â Bay tsked.
âDoesnât she own a car?â Tansy asked.
âWell, not really.â
âWhat do you mean, not really?â
âShe has one but it needs gas.â
Ashley and Matt laughed at Tansyâs expression. âDo you mean to tell me sheâs too cheap to buy gas for her car?â
Bay nodded. âSheâd rather buy nachos. Weâd better pick her up.â
Tansy looked around at the back seat. âWhere on earth will you put her?â
Ashley solved that. âIâll sit on Mattâs lap.â
Bay pulled over to the curb ahead of Gertie and honked the horn. Gertie was wearing an accordion plastic head scarf on her head, which made her look eighty. She tried to wave, but her hands were full. The kids opened the back door and she hurried over to the car.
âTake these,â Gertie shouted. âMy boxes of doughnuts are getting soggy.â
Matt grabbed the bags and Gertie grunted as she squeezed into the back seat. She took off her headscarf and shook it. Tansy cried out in dismay.
âFor heavenâs sake, Gertie, youâre not a dog. Watch my hair.â
âSorry. Look, Tansy, could you push your seat up a tad? My knees are up to my chins.â
Tansy pulled her seat forward. âIs that better?â
âNot really, but never mind.â
âWant to go to dinner with us, Gertie?â
âThat would be great. Anyone want a doughnut?â
After arguing about where they should go, they decided on Swiss Chalet. They had a horrible time trying to get Gertie out of the back seat of the car. Even Gertie seemed distressed by the episode.
âI think Iâm going to have to go on a diet.â She stopped for a breather before they got through the restaurant door. But once she was seated, she sniffed the air. âOh darn, smell that chicken. Maybe Iâll start my diet tomorrow.â
âThereâs no time like the present,â Tansy announced. âIf you mean what you say, then act on it. Starting tonight.â
Gertie looked dismayed. âYou mean I get invited to a restaurant with someone else picking up the tab and youâre going to make me eat a salad?â
âThatâs what Iâm having,â Tansy replied.
âOh, brother. But the fries are so good here.â
Tansy patted Gertieâs hand. âListen, Gertie, my sister loves you very much and right now she canât afford to lose anyone else in her life, so letâs get you into shape. You donât want to have a heart attack while walking home one night carting twenty pounds of Doritos, do you?â
âWell, noâ¦â
âWeâll start an exercise routine as well. Iâll teach you everything you need to know. Itâll be fun, and Iâm not taking no for an answer.â
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