replacement, instantly. Margotâs voice did not grate. It was low, rich and smoky, like fine Scotch. Margot glided, swayed, sauntered like a female panther. No bouncing.
He slammed out of his truck and stalked into the house. The open door swung in the breeze. Every light in Seanâs path towards the fridge had been flipped on and left burning. A murmur of voices from the back porch indicated that Miles, their protégé, student and future employee, was out there too, helping suck down Davyâs beer.
He slapped the porch door open. âThe next time you pull a shit parking job like that in my driveway, Iâm slashing all your tires.â
Sean froze in the act of lifting the bottle to his lips. âShoot, Davy, that would be really counterproductive of you, being as how it would take that much longer for me to move my truck and park it according to your rigid specifications.â
âThe delay would be worth it if I actually managed to make an impression in your thick skull, smart-ass.â
Miles put his beer down and got awkwardly to his feet. âUhâ¦should I, like, go? Iâll go take the bus, if this is a bad timeââ
âSit down, Miles,â Sean said. âThis is business as usual.â
Miles dropped back into his chair and hunched down into his habitual vulture shape of which they were both trying to break him.
Sean studied his brother, a frown between his eyes. âYouâve got that puckered-butt, hollow-eyed look of a guy who hasnât gotten laid in months. For Godâs sake, grab a beer, and chill. We brought Chinese.â
âI already ate.â
âWhere?â Sean demanded. âYou havenât gone out in ages.â
Davy let the screen door slam loudly as he grabbed a beer out of the fridge. As a rule, he didnât rely on chemicals to change his state of consciousness. Fuck it. He put the beer back, grabbed a glass, and pulled out his emergency bottle of single malt.
Sean was still waiting for an answer to his question when Davy stretched out in one of his deck chairs. His eyebrows quirked when he saw the whiskey in Davyâs hand. âMr. Pure, imbibing strong spirits? How depraved. So? Where did you eat? With who? Letâs have it.â
He inhaled, and braced himself. âMargot Vetter.â
Seanâs dimples came and went as he struggled not to grin. âOh! Awesome. Guess weâre going to have to start calling before we drop by. Itâs about time, man. I was starting to worry aboutââ
âWhy didnât you tell me about the stalker?â
Sean blinked. âFrom the tone of your voice, I take it you havenât gotten lucky yet. Guess we canât all be as slick as I am at seduction.â
âFocus,â Davy snarled. âJust answer the goddamn question.â
âI didnât want to give you a chance to think it to death,â Sean said bluntly. âAnd I thought it would be a hell of a lot more effective if she asked you in person. Dewy eyes, long lashes going blinkety-blink? Full, trembling lips? Heaving bosom? And it was, wasnât it?â He studied his brother, and repeated in a sharper tone. âWasnât it?â
Davy studied his brother over the rim of his glass. âJust how well do you know her, anyway?â
Seanâs tilted green eyes were unusually cool. He waited a very long time to reply. âYou mean, have I put the moves on her?â
Davy waited to inhale. Seconds ticked by. Miles looked worried.
Sean stretched out his long legs and propped his boots up on the porch railing. âI tried, sure. Any straight guy with a pulse would try. Except for you, of course, but we all know that youâre, ah, special. She just wasnât into me. Itâs like when I got that crush on my high school French teacher. She just sort of pats me on the head while I pant and drool.â His shrug was elaborately casual. âI think itâs you
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