Today is Wig-free Wednesday, so without a special hair feature, sheâs taking some extra time putting on eye shadow and lipstick and picking out just the right accessories. My vision is still blurry because Iâm not fully awake, but I can see as she puts her makeup on that she never touches the scar around her eye. She doesnât try to conceal it; itâs part of who she is. She doesnât need the worldâs admiration to know that sheâs beautiful and amazing and confident. As groggy as I am, I know thatâs advice I should file away and use for myself. Who knew Iâd need to use it so soon?
My cell phone vibrates angrily on the nightstand.
âThat is like the fourth text youâve gotten, missie, and itâs just after seven,â Arla announces.
Grabbing my cell phone, I force myself out of bed. âItâs Caleb,â I say.
âWho else would it be so early in the morning, but Prince Caleb?â Arla replies. âDo these work?â
Arla spins around on her chair and flicks an earring with her finger. Itâs a modified chandelier, a long silver chain that ends in a ball of hot pink mesh, the color being a few shades bolder than her lipstick and clashing perfectly with her light-blue eye shadow. I totally approve of her look; I totally disapprove of Calebâs text.
âThe prince is breaking another date with me!â I shout, now fully awake and pacing the floor.
Squeezing her left hand into a silver cuff bracelet, Arla grimaces. Iâm not sure if itâs because sheâs hurting herself in the name of fashion or if sheâs indicating her support in the name of friendship. Turns out to be neither. The copâs daughter is getting ready to cross-examine.
âWhatâs his excuse?â she asks.
âHe has to study,â I say, as if thatâs a valid excuse.
âFor what?â
âThat stupid, idiotic advanced math class heâs taking!â I reply, holding up the cell phone so Arla can read his text, which she canât because as Iâm holding it up Iâm also waving it around.
Multitasking, Arla checks herself out in the mirror and is as pleased with her look as she is with her interpretation of the facts.
âCalebâs stupid, idiotic advanced math class is probably going to get him a scholarship to Big Red or some other college he canât otherwise afford,â she lays out. âSo if I were his girlfriend, instead of his girlfriendâs pseudo-stepsister, Iâd text him back and ask him if I could help him study.â
I hate rational thinking this early in the morning!
âI canât do that,â I reply.
âWhy not?â
âBecause Iâve already sent him a text,â I reply, my voice a little bit less forceful.
Without asking, Arla grabs the phone out of my hand to read my text. She responds in much the same way I envision Caleb responding now that Iâve had half a minute to calm down.
âSeriously?!â she exclaims. âYou typed that message and then hit Send?â
I think for a moment, wondering if thereâs any way I can reply with anything else but the truth. There isnât.
âYes.â
âDo you want this house to be full of single ladies?â she asks. ââCuz thatâs where weâre headed if you donât rectify this situation ASAP, and I mean rectify with a capital B because you need to beg Caleb to forgive you.â Pausing for effect, Arla puts her hands on her hips. âDo I make myself clear, Miss Robineau?â
Justifiably chastised I reply, âYes, Miss Bergeron, youâve made yourself very clear.â
âGood!â she declares. âNow shower up and make sure you accessorize because youâre going to need all the help you can get.â
Actually Iâm about to get more help than I deserve.
âIâll write a draft of your apology while youâre in the shower,â Arla