the bottom of a steep hill. Maureen looks up to the very top, shakes her head, and takes a deep breath.
âHere goes,â she says.
She starts slowly, stopping every few steps and holding on to gates and grasping at hedges because she canât breathe. She tells Leon to carry her shopping bag and she shuffles along the pavement with one hand on her chest and the other swinging in the air. She has the same face as when she cries and Leon hopes she wonât start until she gets where theyâre going. They take ages to get to the top and walk down the path to the bungalow.
Sylvia gasps when she opens the door.
âWhat on earth? Maureen! Get in here.â
She helps Maureen inside.
Maureen canât speak and tell anyone whatâs wrong, so Sylvia gets her a glass of water.
âWhat happened?â she says again, lodging a cigarette in the corner of her mouth and feeling Maureenâs forehead. Leon has seen Sylvia once before, when she came for Christmas dinner. She smoked all the time and didnât say one word to Leon. She didnât even bring him or Jake a present. She doesnât look like Maureen. Sheâs very skinny and she has dark purple hair that looks like itâs leaked onto her skin. She has long nails that match her lipstickand black tights with little holes all over them. Sheâs wearing the same shoes that Carol wore once when she went out at Christmas with Tina. But if you added Tinaâs age and Carolâs age together they still wouldnât be as old as Sylvia. She turns suddenly to Leon and points the cigarette at him.
âDid you see what happened?â
Leon shakes his head and sits next to Maureen, who pats him on his back.
âItâs all right, Leon, love,â she whispers. âSheâs not blaming you.â
âHave you had a turn, Mo?â Sylvia asks.
âGot a tight chest, thatâs all. Got a sort of wheezing rattle or something every time I try and do anything.â
Maureen sips the water and makes an ugly face.
âCoffee, Sylvia, if you donât mind. Three sugars.â
âItâll be that sugar thatâs got you wheezing, if you ask me.â
Sylvia goes to the kitchen and Maureen winks at Leon.
âSheâs all right, is Sylvie. Once youâve known her fifty years.â
Leon plays on the floor with his Action Man while the horse racing is on the TV. Maureen and Sylvia spend the day laughing and sometimes Maureen canât breathe because she thinks the joke is so funny.
âRemember Janet? Janet Blythe? Curvature of the spine with that funny nose?â says Sylvia.
âYeah.â
âSheâs got married to Gordon.â
âGordon Gordon? We talking about the same Gordon?â
âYeah, Gordon. Goldfish Gordon with the lips.â
âNo.â
âYes.â
âNo. I canât believe it.â
âImagine their kids.â
âTheyâre too old for kids, Sylvia.â
âI know but imagine.â
Then Sylvia makes an ugly face, pulling her lips down and shoving her bottom teeth out, and Maureen has to lie on the sofa and keeps saying âDonât. Donât.â
Even though Leon takes his Action Man, itâs very boring at Sylviaâs house. All they do is talk about the olden days when they were young and about all Sylviaâs boyfriends and different people they know and who is married and who is separated and who is playing around.
Sylvia takes a photo album out and tells Leon to sit between her and Maureen.
âWait till you see our Mo in some of these,â she says.
The album is heavy on his legs and he has to put his feet up on tiptoe to stop it falling to the floor.
Sylvia turns the pages while Maureen wheezes next to him.
âThere she is.â
Sylvia points to a black-and-white picture of two girls in tight polka-dot dresses and funny hair. He canât see their faces because itâs all