tried not to crash into anyone or roll over any toes as they passed out free cups of promotional pucker punch. Oona Lee Lewis, the spunky octogenarian of Cactus Springs, held her cup in the air and marveled at the refreshing zing in the lemonade.
âThis will keep me energized and hydrated under the blasting heat of the hair dryer,â said Oona Lee.
âIt will also keep you young, so you can go hiking with your grandchildren,â said Lola. She didnât know if Oona Lee had grandchildren, but the handmade lanyard with the penguin charm hanging from her neck seemed like a clue.
âHiking?â said Oona Lee, mortified. âI donât think I have that much oomph.â She took another sip.
âYou will,â said Lola. âKeep drinking.â
âHmmm, I see what you mean, dear. Maybe you should bottle this elixir.â
Melanie shot Lola a look. She knew making false health claims was illegal. Melanie could be a stickler for rules.
Lola ignored Melanieâs warning look and blanketed the counter and the table with her handmade lemon-shaped business cards. She handed a pile to a beautician busy teasing a clientâs hair.
âWe donât allow soliciting here,â said the hairdresser, handing back Lola her cards. She pointed the end of a styling comb in Lolaâs direction, then made a sweeping motion toward the door. âBetter leave nowâlike pronto,â she said.
âCan I ask you favor first?â said Lola, as the beautician whipped out a grande size can of hairspray.
âWhat?â she said, power spraying her clientâs bangs. âWant me to straighten your frizz?â she shouted, much to Lolaâs embarrassment.
Lola referred to her hair as a frizz mop, but no one else dare label it as such. Her face grew red as she flashed back to the time she stood in front of her science class, giving her oral report on electricity. Buck had raised his arm (revealing his BO pit, phew) and blurted out, âHow much electricity is located on your frizzy head, Lola Zola?â
The entire class had cracked up, leaving Lola weak in the knees and shaking inside.
âNo, I donât want my hair straightened,â said Lola. What an insult! âBut Iâd like you to tell your clients about my lemonade business. And, if you donât mind, could you pass out my cards?â
The beautician was engulfed in a hairspray-induced coughing fit. When she was done, she turned to Lola, â Pardonez-moi ?â
Having learned a few tips from Buck and Melanie, Lola decided to go heavy on the compliments. âYour hair looks like a fiesta,â she told the formerly gray-haired client who was now a midnight-black-haired señora . âYour beautician knows her stuff.â
â¿De versas, muchacha ?â said the customer. âYou mean it?â
â Si ,â said Lola exhausting her knowledge of Spanish.
Smiling, the señora slipped her beautician a generous tip. Pleased to the max, the hairdresser took one of Lolaâs business cards.
âIâll do what I can, hon,â she said, sorting the dollars in her hand.
Roller skating over to the door, Lola almost went flying when one of her wheels slid through purple goopy hair gel. The glop on the floor reminded Lola of the fake cow eyeball that Slime left on her seat, except it was a different color. But Lola kept her balance, for she was as agile on her feet as she was with her words.
âItâs not right to lie and say the lemonade keeps you young,â said Melanie, when they stopped for a peanut butter ice cream cone en route to the Unity Centerâs late-afternoon service. âIâve told your lies before, but these fibsare getting bigger, and now theyâre starting to bug me and I donât know if I can fib as good or if I even want to.â
âI didnât lie,â said Lola, defensively. âI just limo-stretched the