Letâs sample the wares, boys. Opened one yet?â Mac said.
âIs George the King of England?â said Red as he pulled out a bottle he had hidden behind his back.
Mac looked questionably at Red and Whitey. âGlasses?â
âWell, the brewmaster must taste, mustnât he?â said Whitey, pulling four pewter cups off a shelf.
Mac rubbed his hands together. âI knew these monks must have had a good reason to live way up here in the middle of nowhere.â
Whitey distributed the cups, and Red poured. The boys sipped the thick, mellow liquid at first and then gulped it down when they tasted the nectar. They were just refilling their glasses when they heard footsteps coming.
Too late to hide, they stood still like deer in headlights as a torch carried by a soldier appeared. âI knew you were on to something when you came back for your friends,â said the man. âIn here, boys. Theyâre up to no good, and weâre about to join them.â
The room filled with several others from the platoon. The men started pulling bottles off the racks.
âHow do you open them?â Then there were smashing sounds as impatient soldiers broke open the bottle tops. The small, cold room was soon littered with broken glass and thirsty soldiers taking their full.
âI think Iâm drunk,â Red said and plopped down on the floor on a pile of glass. He hadnât spilled a drop so he tilted his cup toward his mouth and finished his drink. Struggling to stand up, Red tripped on some more glass and fell forward. Taylor caught him before he hit the floor.
âSomebody help me, here,â Taylor said as she tried to drag Red toward the door.
Someone shouted drunkenly, âGawd. Look at the poor bugger. Heâs been hit in the arse.â
Mac crossed the room and assisted Taylor in pulling Red up so he could look at his back. âCripes! Youâve gone and cut yourself, you chump,â he said. âYour backside has more cuts than Juniorâs face.â
âWill Sarge string me up?â Red smiled and leaned into Taylor, almost knocking her over.
Taylor took charge. âCome on, everyone. The partyâs over. Letâs try to return upstairs quietly and find a medic for Red.â
âIâm a medic,â said a man with slurred speech.
Mac and Taylor lifted Red and carried him toward the stairs. The others followed, but not before grabbing numerous bottles off the racks and stuffing them in their pants and under their shirts. More than one crashed to the floor, soaking the menâs feet and pants cuffs.
Struggling with their charge, Mac said, âYou seem awfully sober, Junior. Werenât you drinking?â
âCanât stand brandy. Got into my grandfatherâs liquor cabinet a few years ago and got sick. My grandfather left it open to teach me a lesson. Havenât been able to stand the smell or taste of it ever since. While you guys were busy drinking, I was finding places to dump mine.â
âSuch a waste,â Mac grinned.
The stairs seemed more slippery than before as the two carried and dragged Red up them. Finally they reached the top and dragged him to the lit torch Whitey had replaced.
âLay him on his stomach here, Mac. Letâs see if we can pick out the bigger shards under the light.â
The other soldiers staggered by not quite as quietly as Taylor would have liked and disappeared back into the sleeping room. Taylor worked, diligently pulling out glass.
âWeâll have to pull down his trousers,â said Mac.
âWeâll need tweezers to get the rest,â said Taylor. âCan you slip into the room and find that medic and get some gauze and tape?â
âYes, sir, Junior, sir.â Mac stood, saluted, and stumbled toward the door.
Taylor slid to the floor from her knee position and patted the semi-conscious Red on the head. âYouâre going to have to go to the field
Valerio Massimo Manfredi, Christine Feddersen-Manfredi