movies, itâs always the charity kid that comes out on top. So thatâs you. You get to be the underdog. A real-life heeeee-ro. Savinâ everyone. Even maybe me.â But because itâs a dream, thatâs where it stops being real and where he turns around. And then I see the hole on his back and blood coming out and suddenly he has gills and heâs flopping around on the floor and I canât save him and I canât save him and then I see that weâre on the sidewalk and there is a stupid river, after all. I nudge him with my foot so he can flop into it, and even though he canât swim, the current takes him faster and faster and then heâs out of sight and Iâm crying instead of following. And then I wake up, sweat pouring from my face, and Dad is still talking like nothing has happened and I roll down the window and take great greedy gulps of air.
âOH MAN,â says Dad. âWANT ME TO PULL OVER? ARE YOU GONNA PUKE?â
I shake my head no.
I breathe slowly.
I take out my phone and I text The King. Dude , I type. I am so freaking sorry. I love you. I hope you found the river. Donât let anyone piss on your pants. Then I delete it without sending it because even though heâs dead, I donât want him to read that and I donât know why I donât and I donât know what Iâm sorry for and the things that I donât know that I should are so big they are crushing me into the seat like too much gravity and for a minute I let myself sink, finless, drowning and â¦
âTHE BOOG IS GOIG SO WELL! YOU HAB DO READ ID!â Dad suddenly shouts, snorting loudly to clear his nose. âIT HAS TIME TRAVEL. YOU CAN BE MY BETA READER! THATâS THE GUY WHO READS IT FIRST. IâM IN ONE OF THOSE READING GROUPS ON THE INTERNET BUT I DONâT LET THEM SEE IT IN CASE THEY STEAL MY IDEA. MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME NOTES FOR ME, LIKE ABOUT WHAT YOU KIDS SAY NOW, LIKE ⦠NOOB.â I stare at him in the mirror and shake my head at him but he isnât looking, heâs watching the road. I like looking at his face when he isnât looking back. I feel like heâs a mystery and if I solve him then Iâll understand me. The mystery is how much of a buffoon he is, how round-edged and slow-witted. His face is mine, but older and softer. His beard and eyebrows are threaded with gray. The skin flakes around his nose. He rolls down the window and pays the woman in a booth. Weâre here. The ferry.
âHey,â he says out the window. âWe make it?â
She nods, bored. âLane thirty-two,â she says flatly, like sheâs actually putting effort into layering each single syllable with ennui.
âHave a great day,â Dad says, oblivious, turning his eyes to me in the mirror. âI know the kids say ânoob,â the kids at the beach say it all the time. Youâre going to have the best summer of your whole life. You love the ocean, right? Well, this island is ⦠Itâs amazing. Youâll die. I meanââ He hesitates. âNot, like, die . Bad choice of words, eh. God, Iâm sorry, kid. That must have beenâ¦â He does look sorry, his eyes crinkling up until his face looks as puckered and weathered as a piece of fruit thatâs been left in the bowl for months too long. âIâm really sorry,â he says again. I nod, to let him off the hook.
He looks a little too relieved.
âAnyway, maybe you can have some adventures for me to write about,â he says. Then he laughs too hardâheâs been eating potato chips like a starving manâand oily crumbs glisten around his mouth and are stuck between his teeth, like some kind of chip apocalypse.
âChip?â he asks.
My stomach contracts. I shake my head no.
TIME TRAVEL , I type on my phone.
The phone accepts it.
The phone accepts everything.
Swoop, swoop.
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Somehow when something happens and