said.
âWell, damn â¦â I said.
âIâve run the bike through the box,â Kim said. âIt was reported stolen six days ago, by Kees here, and the serial number of the bike matches up with the police report. Also, when he filed his report, he showed the original purchase receipt of the bike, which matched the serial number as well.â
âOh,â said Kees, âand if you still doubt it, take the seat stem out of the bikeâ.
I walked around to the bike, unlocked the quick-release clasp, and took the seat off the bike. It looked pretty normal to me.
âWhat am I looking for here?â I asked.
âLook inside,â Kees said.
I felt around the bottom of the seat stem with my finger, and found something. I took it out and took a look. It was a piece of laminated paper that read: âProperty of Kees Jacobsâ, with a telephone number.
âItâs a normal thing to do in Belgium,â Kees said, with a shrug.
âHang on a sec,â I said, and went back to the bike shop.
âIâm starting to believe that the bike belongs to the âthiefâ,â I told the shopkeeper. âHe reported it stolen six days ago. When did the lad drop it off to have the tyre fixed?â
The shopkeeper picked up the piece of paper that Kees had torn off the bike, and read it.
âSix days ago,â he said.
âSo it seems as if someone stole the bike whilst the riots were raging, and Tommy dropped it off at your shop to get the tyre fixed soon after,â I said.
âWell ⦠Fuck,â the proprietor contributed, summarising the culmination of our predicament perfectly.
âYeah,â I agreed.
âWeâll take the bike to the station, as itâs stolen property. The owner can come and claim it when they produce their receipt,â I said.
âI bloody hate bike thieves,â he said.
âYeah, I imagine you must do,â I replied. I paused, and looked at the shopkeeper for a few moments. His eye had swollen even further. The words âCrikey, thatâs gonna hurt in the morninâ, sonâ from that annoying Fosters advert echoed around in my head.
âThat leaves only one thing,â I said. âThe bike owner assaulted you. We have all the evidence we need to prosecute him, I think. All we need is your video footage, and a statement â¦â
âAh,â the shopkeeper said, rubbing the side of his head. âYouâre positive heâs not a bike thief?â
âYou can never be sure,â I said. âBut he does seem to have all the receipts to back up his claims. He bought most of the parts off eBay and put the whole bike together himself. He showed me a blog of the work in progress; it looks like it all checks out.â
âCan I talk to him?â he asked.
I hesitated.
âNot really, to be honest. If weâre going to charge him, we need to interview him at the police station.â
âCan I go stand by your van and just think out loud for a bit, then?â he asked, with a conspiratory smile on his face.
âDo you have a bathroom?â I asked.
âI do,â he said, pointing with his thumb towards a door in the corner of his workshop.
âIâm going to go use the loo, then, if you donât mind. What you do whilst Iâm gone is up to you, really,â I said, and walked to the bathroom.
When I came back out, the shopkeeper was standing next to the van, laughing with Kim.
Kim came up to me.
âThe shopkeeper is refusing to make a statement about the assault, and says that he may have âaccidentallyâ deleted the footage of it,â she said. âWhat should we do?â
âWell, if thereâs no evidence of an assault, no allegations of any sort â¦â I said, adding: âObviously, Kees canât have stolen his own bike.â
Kim let our suspect out of the caged van but kept him in handcuffs.
âSo, just to