boardwalk parking lot onto Ocean Avenue. Everything around was closed and dark, apart from the lights crowning the walls of Brentano Gardens Amusement Park across the street.
âOkay, lay it on me,â Jupe said from the backseat. âHow much trouble am I in?â
âI havenât decided yet,â Lon said as headlights from a passing car beamed slices of light across his face. âBut itâs probably going to involve manual labor and all of your weekends until Christmas spent indoors.â
Jupe sighed dramatically. âI thought so. I bet Kar Yee never wants to spend time with us again.â Oh, he was probably right about that. He blew out a long breath and crossed his arms over his chest. âI wish weâd never gone.â
Dammit. Even though heâd acted like an asshat today, I hated seeing him all dejected and mopey. He was a hot mess, sure, and I knew his dad was secretly fantasizing about dumping him on the side of the road, but I just couldnât help it: the kid turned me into Silly Putty.
âLook on the bright side,â I said. âWe did learn a few things today.â
âLike that I was right about the mermaid ghost?â
God help us, weâd never hear the end of that.
âLike that your knack doesnât last forever,â I said. âAnd you might not be able to correct a command once youâve given it.â
âIn other words, never tell someone theyâre brainless when Iâm using my knack.â
âNo,â Lon corrected. âNever use it in anger.â
âOr carelessly,â I added.
âJust donât use it at all,â Lon said gruffly.
Jupe grimaced. âIâm actually okay with that. But I do have one request.â
âWhatâs that?â Lon asked.
âLetâs forget about buying a boat.â
âForgotten.â
Jupe stuck his head between our seats. âInstead, I think we should bring the water to us. How âbout a swimming pool in the backyard? You know, like Jackâs? An infinity pool.â
âNot a chance,â Lon said.
âHot tub?â
âHow about we just go home, light a fire in the fireplace, and watch a movie?â I said.
âWine,â Lon added. âLots and lots of wine.â
Jupe raised his hand. âOnly if I can pick the movie.â
âFine,â I said, reaching back to twine my fingers around his. âWhich movie?â
âItâs an Italian horror flick from 1973. Itâs about a photographer who falls under the spell of a witch.â He waggled his eyebrows.
âSounds familiar,â Lon said, darting his eyes toward mine.
âWhatâs it called?â I asked.
â Baba Yaga, â Jupe said with a grin.
I groaned as Lon slowly shook his head at Jupe in the rearview mirror. âI shouldâve sold you to the Russians when I had the chance.â
Check out where it all began with an excerpt from the first Arcadia Bell Novel
Kindling the Moon
I knew better than to be preoccupied when Tambuku Tiki Lounge was overcapacity. Crowds are ugly; it doesnât matter if theyâre human or demon.
Our bar held a maximum of sixty-five people per California fire code. My business partner treated this rule as more of a suggestion on Thursday nights, when Paranormal Patrol made us a midtown hot spot. Easy for her; all she had to do was sweet-talk the county inspector out of a citation. She wasnât the one being expected to break up drunken, demonic brawls.
âHey!â My eyes zeroed in on a college kid stealing a drink off the bar. âDid you pay for that? No, you didnât. Get your grubby paws off.â
âThat woman left it,â he argued. âPossessionâs two-thirds of the law.â
âNine-tenths, jackass,â I corrected, snatching the ceramic Suffering Bastard mug out of his hand. An anguished face was molded into the side of the classic black tiki mug, half