a rusty grommet at least once.
I took a step backward, the better to eavesdrop, when an obnoxious-sounding gong sounded inches from my ear. I whirled.
âDinner,â Flora mouthed. At least thatâs what I think she said. The gong noise was still reverberating in my ear.
Tradd grabbed my elbow again. âLet the others go first.â
Flora shot me a look capable of piercing a rhinoâs hide, wheeled, and marched from the room. The others departed without drama.
âSo, Abby,â Tradd said, when we were alone, âdid you see anything?â
âBesides a faux-French maid who has the hots for you?â
âNot that. Floraâs old news. I mean in your room.â
I blinked. âI saw lots of things in my room. Beautiful things. And theyâre all still there.â
âYou sure?â
âOf course!â I fully intended to return the tassel, so it was only a lie from a technical point of view.
âBut how can you be so sure?â
âWell, uhâI donât know what you mean.â
âLike she has all the bedrooms crammed with things. You know, beds, dressers, whatever. How would you know if something was missing? By the difference in wallpaper shades?â
âCould be. Or from marks in carpets, or dents in floors. But if itâs a small item, something that sits on a dresser top or commode, wellâthen there wouldnât be any way to tell.â
âIt doesnât make any sense, you know? Something thatâs missing, but still in plain sight.â
I sipped my cream whiskey. âIt could be as simple as something out of place. Something out of order. Which means it could be anything.â
He squinted at a painting across the room. âWell, not anything . It has to be something you can hide something in.â
âWhy is that?â
âUhââ
A snort from the doorway announced Floraâs presence. âMrs. Latham said to come. Yâall are holding things up.â
Tradd all but jumped for the door. I scurried after him, holding my slip aloft so that I wouldnât trip.
âSlut,â Flora whispered as I brushed past.
âTramp,â I murmured behind me.
âWhore.â
I stopped and turned. That was going too far.
âListen here, youââ
âAbby!â Tradd called from down the hall.
I waggled a threatening finger at Flora. âIâll tell Mrs. Latham.â
Flora shrugged insolently. âNice slip,â she said, and ducked into the salon.
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Everyone was seated when we arrived. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. Even the time Mama showed up at a Charlotte reception for an English countess, with Stan, her muscle-bound houseboy, paled in comparison. All eyes were on us, Mrs. Lathamâs in particular, which glittered like black plastic buttons from across the room.
âSorry, maâam,â Tradd said. âAbby had to use the powder room.â
I could feel myself flush. âAnd a beautiful room it is too, maâam.â
âSit,â she said, nodding at the two open places.
She sat at the head of the table, and unfortunately both vacancies were on either side of her. I sat down obediently, next to Edith Burton Jansen. From the look of things, our hostess didnât follow the old boy-girl-boy rule. And instead of a male at the foot of the table, there sat C.J., resplendent in her slime-green dress.
The old biddy smiled thinly. âWell, now that weâre all here, letâs say grace. Edith, dear, do you mind?â
Edith immediately launched into the longest extemporaneous prayer these Episcopalian ears have ever heard. We Frozen Chosen tend to stick to prayers found in the Book of Common Prayer, but Edith seemed to gather her inspiration from everywhere. I wouldnât have been surprised to hear the Kama Sutra referenced. Finally, after a verbal meandering through world literature, Edith settled down and blessed the food for