âGet that James back here. Mrs. Bateman, stay up there on the bouse. Weâre in for a hard evening. Itâs going to take the lot of us.â
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âAnd for my part,â said Mr. Teesdale at past ten oâclock at night, âIâd a mind to leave them there.â
âAnd mine,â said Mr. Bateman in his London suit, which was not looking its best.
âSitting there like two fond monkeys. Deserve nuts and water for a week.â
âBeyond me. Beyond me,â said Mr. Bateman.
âI just couldnât believeâI couldnât believe it,â said Mrs. Bateman. âAll I did was appear and everyone screamed and scattered. Ghost! Do I look like a ghost?â
âYes,â said Eileen, Bellâs sister, âyou did. I seed it once. I seed that ghost when I was just about to be a teenager. Just before youâre teenage you see ghosts easiest. I read it in a magazine. Just before youâre teenage youâre very psychic and impressionable.â
âIâd give Bell psychic and impressionable,â said his father.
âIâd not call that Kendal teenage,â said Mrs. Bateman, âat least not in years.â
âI saw no ghosts,â said Bell, âI was that busy getting us out.â
âGetting us out?â said Harry. âYou was going on about dead skeletons and terrible Indians. Who got the chain moving?â
âAye well, you did. Iâll say that.â
âA pair of loonies,â said James.
âWho went running?â said Harry. âGhosts of dead miners. Dead minersâ mothers! And you a scientist.â
âThat lad of Meccerâs never got lost up the mines anyway,â said Mrs. Teesdale. âI heard tell he took off to South America and got to be a millionaire.â
âIt was still very dreadful for his mother,â said Mr. Bateman.
âTell me when it ever isnât,â said Mrs. Bateman, collapsed on the Light Trees sofa, still in her aprons. âTell me when it ever isnât.â
âWhen theyâre safe home,â said Grandad Hewitson. âGive thanks. Theyâre safe home. And both of them a bit wiser than when the sun rose up this morning.â
G RANNY C RACK
T he Egg-witch had a mother, a very old woman nobody saw because she lived in bed.
She had been in bed for years. There was nothing at all wrong with her, but one day she just didnât get up. The Egg-witch and the Egg-witchâs children and sometimes even the Egg-witchâs wispy husband, who spent as much time as possible out of doors on his farm, began to carry up trays. Nightdresses of ancient design appeared upon the Egg-witchâs clothesline but that was the only outward sign of Granny Crack. When anyone asked after Granny Crack, the Egg-witchâs mother, she just said âNicely thank youâ. Or nothing, and glared. They had always been a glaring sort of family, the Cracks.
The Egg-witch had been a Crack, Mrs. Teesdale told Mrs. Bateman, before she married. Yorkshire people and we know what
that
means.
âNo,â said Mrs. Bateman.
âThey tell you nothing, Yorkshire people, theyâre not like here.â
âBut Yorkshire is hardly ten miles away over the fell.â
âTheyâre different folk.â
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Now it happened that Harry had become a friend of the Egg-witch. All those years ago, before he was even school age and had trampled eggs into her front path and run off, he had been made to go back next day and say he was sorry. His father had gone with him but had waited at the gate.
Harry had knocked on the Egg-witchâs black door and been told through it to go round to the back. His father had watched him depart and return with an enormous bucket and with the scrubbing brush they had brought with them. He had settled down to scrub the path, which was as white as snow already, having been scrubbed clean some hours before at the first