wishing you had chosen
not to chase the manatee in your submarine after all. Do not
panic. If you end up in the wrong adventure just go back
three spaces and draw another card. Or go back to bed.
Or read up on the side effects of the medication taken
by your loved ones. The great R. A. Montgomery once wrote,
“Suddenly you’re surrounded by eleven Nodoors,” and I
guess what I’m trying to do here is ruin any hope
you may have had of coming out of this alive.
BASED ON A BOOK OF THE SAME TITLE
By definition of vicious infinite regression
I don’t like to talk to philosophy majors.
They have found the truth and the truth is
that there isn’t one, so on Saturdays they
wear overalls and stare at their reflections
and try to guess whose childhood was worse,
but in the end they realize they all share
the same dream of having a reason
to join the Witness Protection Program,
which disappoints at least one person, who
thought his dream was so uniquely his.
Last night I got a fortune cookie that said
I don’t get along with basically anyone,
and from the back I learned the Chinese word
for grape:
putao
, and it made me wonder how each
informs the other. To find out, turn to page 117.
I wonder how much longer I can live here
before I do something irresponsible like
meet a teenage boy on a Ferris wheel in 1941
or lie in the street and watch the stoplights
change from green to yellow or sit on a porch
swing at dusk and listen to
Leaves of Grass
read by someone who has just worked all day
with his hands. Already on page 56 I love you
so much I just want to steal your clothes
when you’re asleep and wash them. I want us
to communicate telepathically until I am old
and suffering from dementia and can’t even
remember I know how to play piano until
a nurse tells me I do and still I’ll deny it
until she puts my hands on the keys and then
there’ll be Chopin so quickly, as the light
spills in the leaded windows and the lilies
lean in closer. By definition of vicious
infinite regression I am in front of a mirror
holding a copy of the movie based on the book
you wrote based on the parts of our life
together that I no longer remember and
looking back at me is a woman holding
a movie based on a book based on her life
and she wonders if the woman she sees
wants to die as much as she does. I keep
staring at this bruise on my leg and drawing
a blank. Last night when you called I told you
I was happy, which was true, but thinking ahead
I could be unhappy, too, if that’s what you
wanted. I could be any of a lot of things:
a wrist, a ghost, a harbor, a rope. I could
be the one who doesn’t know the language.
I could be the reason they take you first.
I could be the last person to see you alive.
WINTER, 1979, THE COLDEST IN RECENT MEMORY
Theoretically, I was held by a man in Detroit
at gunpoint. Theoretically, he let me go.
I have not told this story to you before.
I only tell you now for two reasons. One:
you’re not from Michigan. Two: I have searched
for his scar along your neck and, so far, no luck.
They said to wear my purse beneath my coat and
pretend it was a baby if anybody asked me and
they might but they probably would not try and take it.
They said the average memory span for normal adults
is seven items. Let me differentiate between the two.
I used to tell this story about Tristan and Dolores,
who I left in the rain every time. I made them break blue
glass with their back teeth. Dolores would say, I am half sick
of shadows, as the waves came up from the storm tossed sea.
Try telling this story to a man with a gun. Sorry to interrupt,
he said, but do you know the one about the woman who
was rolled up like a snowman and left until the thaw?
No, I said. That was me, he said. I don’t believe you, I said,
and then he told me to keep my hands above my head.
The snow had begun to fall then in the deep stillness
before the streets were plowed and
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