couldnât recall having ever seen blue and green together in an ensemble in the Womenâs Weekly . The manageress reached out and removed a smart-looking, deep maroon hat from the display rack. âAh, lovely. Shall we try this, madam? Green and wine are simply divine.â Brenda tried on the hat and was forced to admit that it suited her. Besides, she was going to a posh restaurant with a High Court judge, where there would be smart, fashionable people; she felt out of her depth. The manageress was confident and sophisticated and so she ended up with the deep wine-coloured hat, gloves and shoes, assured that, âThe gorgeous green sets off your lovely little figure and titian hair, madam,â and that the accessories were âunderstated and simply splendidâ.
Brenda was never what you might call beautiful, but at thirty-seven she still had her petite figure, and despite the years of hard toil, was pretty enough in her new glad rags to turn a few heads at the cocktail bar as she entered the restaurant at precisely six oâclock. When the maître dâ indicated the bar and suggested a pre-dinner cocktail she refused and asked to be escorted directly to her table.
âOf course, madam.â He seated her, unfolded the large cone-shaped damask napkin and with a flourish placed it on her lap, then proffered the wine list in a heavy leather folder embossed with a gold coat of arms and the name of the restaurant. âI am expecting Dr Evatt,â Brenda said, pausing before adding, âthe High Court judge.â
âAh, always a welcome guest, madam.â
âHeâs in a bit of a hurry,â Brenda added a little breathlessly, for a moment forgetting her poise.
âAlways,â the maître dâ said smugly, scoring a second time. âI shall advise the chef to prepare a rump steak and pommes mousseline .â
Brenda had felt both of the previous putdowns and sheâd had enough. âWhatever you wish to call them theyâre still mashed potatoes,â she said dismissively.
While sheâd been to some of the nicer restaurants in town at the invitation of various breweries, Primoâs was regarded as a cut above the others and this was confirmed when Brenda examined the wine list. While she didnât have much call to sell wine at the Hero of Mafeking â none, in fact â except for the fortified varieties, sweet sherry, port and madeira, she was familiar with the wholesalerâs liquor price list and was quick to note that the restaurant mark-up on a bottle of chablis was three hundred per cent, sufficient validation in Brendaâs mind of the establishmentâs stratospheric reputation. Fortunately Doc Evatt drank scotch (one hundred per cent mark-up) and she sarsaparilla, or very occasionally a dry sherry, having read in the Womenâs Weekly that it was a ladylike thing to do in polite company.
The Doc didnât waste time on the usual pleasantries. He greeted Brenda with a nod and a grunt, sat down, ordered a scotch from the now obsequiously smiling maître dâ, then a steak, any way the house liked to cook it as long as it came with mashed potatoes. With that out of the way he squinted through his thick glasses across the damask-covered table and came directly to the point. âSo, Brenda, tell me, whatâs the problem?â he demanded.
Brenda laughed. âBut I havenât ordered, Doc,â she protested, turning to see the maître dâ had been replaced by a waiter wearing a white apron down to his ankles.
âSteakâs good,â Evatt offered with an impatient flick of his wrist. âSo, what can I do for you?â
Brenda glanced up and said, âIâll have the same as Judge Evatt, only half the portion.â
âMadam, Iâm afraid all the steaks are the same size, aged beef, hand cut an inch and a half thick by four and a half inches across,â the waiter replied
Jon Land, Robert Fitzpatrick