short for âMistressâ, which is rather nice, and very correct in Scotland . . . Iâd certainly settle for that. Or, well, âRoseâ would be the easiest, wouldnât it? Sorry, donât tell me, I know. Iâm being priggish. But I like words, and thatâs a non-word if ever there was one.â
âWell, itâs a good hobby horse.â
âHobby horse nothing. Itâs my job. I teach English at Cambridge. Haworth College. And yes, this is just a holiday. My brother was to have come with me; heâs a doctor working in Petersfield, and heâs a dedicated bird-watcher and photographer. He was to have joined me this week, but his train met with an accident, so heâs been detained for a few days with an injured ankle. Heâs coming over as soon as he can. Monday, I hope. Thatâs all about me. Your turn, Mr Hamilton-Parsons.â
âOh, well. The Parsons bit was a not very inspired lie. You saw it, didnât you, when you got up to go upstairs? The postcard on the mantelpiece?â
âYes. But the point is, why?â
âI couldnât give my own name, till I found out what that fellow was up to. I should have thought up something better on the way over, but no one could think in that wind. It was all I could do to keep my feet.â
âSo you knew he was âup toâ something? You mean you knew from the start that he had no connection with me?â
âNo, no. I did take you for a couple staying there together, and normally I would have retreated smartly and come back here again, but for what had already happened. Look, why donât you sit down and make yourself comfortable? Iâd better start at the beginning, and itâs a long story.â
I did as he suggested. He stayed on his feet by the window.
âIâm Neil Hamilton, as I told you, and Mrs Hamilton was my great-aunt. Iâm a geologist â that bit was true â and until recently Iâve been working in Sydney. Then I heard about Aunt Emilyâs death. The end came rather suddenly, so I couldnât have got back in time to see her, but I flew over as soon as I was free, to see what had to be done. Thereâs no one else. I was very fond of her when I was a child, and used to spend most of my holidays up here with her â my father was in the Consular Service, so my parents spent a lot of their time abroad. But latterly Iâve been here very little; in fact it must be at least fifteen years since I stayed here for any length of time . . . Yes, I had my fourteenth birthday here. Uncle Fergus gave me a gun, I remember. He still had hopes of me, but Iâm afraid I never enjoyed killing things. Still donât.â He smiled. âHeâd have been ashamed of me. Not the ideal Scottish laird at all.â
As he spoke, he had been wandering round the room, picking up photographs, looking at books, standing in front of the pictures; a sort of half-abstracted and apparently unemotional tour down Memory Lane. I brought him back to the matter in hand.
âAnd what brought you to my cottage in the middle of the night, with that story about your tent blowing away? In fact, why a tent at all? All those lies for Ewen Mackay before youâd even met him?â
He turned back to me. âYes, we come to that. They were lies, but as it happens I had met him before. Many years ago, when we were boys. If you remember, he half-recognised me. I had already recognised him, but fifteen years or so, boy to man, is a big change, and I doubt if he got it. In fact Iâm sure he didnât. We talked late that night, and he would surely have said something.â
âI see. Or rather, I donât, yet. Are you telling me that because you recognised him you had to put on that charade? That you had some reason to distrust him?â
He nodded. âAs a boy he was â well, shall we just say undependable? But it wasnât