mysteries,â Frank suggested. âHe put on a pretty good act outside.â
âYou fellows just donât appreciate real talent,â Chet said in a patronizing tone.
Spotting an ashtray in the shape of a skull on a nearby end table, he rose to his feet and picked it up. He stared down at it with a sad expression and intoned, âAlas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.â
Mrs. Steele laughed along with the Hardys.
Joe said, âMaybe you knew poor Yorick, Chet, but you donât know your lines. âIt goes, âI knew him, Horatio,â not âI knew him well.â Donât you remember our English teacher saying that was one of the most commonly misquoted lines in all literature?â
âI was out sick the day we studied Hamlet,â Chet said.
He set down the skull-like ashtray, returned to his seat, and took another cookie.
âAre you expecting your husband soon?â Frank asked Mrs. Steele.
âHe wonât be home tonight at all,â she said. âHeâs away doing research for a script. Actually the script was all finished and the film is already being shot on location, but the director wanted Vincent to rewrite part of it.â
She looked at the boys curiously. âWhy did you come here? Did you want to speak to Vincent about something?â
Before Frank could answer, a car horn started to blow in front of the house. When it continued steadily, Frank stood up and walked over to the window. âHey, thatâs our horn!â he exclaimed.
âIs somebody signaling for us?â Joe asked, moving to his brotherâs side.
âNobodyâs out there!â Frank replied.
âExcuse us please, Mrs. Steele,â Chet said. âWeâd better go stop that awful noise.â
When the woman nodded, Joe said, âWeâll be right back.â
The three hastened outside. By now it was beginning to turn dark. Frank reached the car first. He opened the door at the driverâs side and banged the horn. It still continued to blow.
âThere must be a short in it somewhere,â Chet said.
Joe had already lifted the hood, and Frank got a screwdriver and a flashlight from the glove compartment. He handed them to Joe, who examined the wiring.
Meanwhile people appeared in the windows of several houses across the street, and one man came out to his front steps. âStop that confounded noise, will you?â he shouted impatiently.
âWeâre trying to, sir,â Chet replied.
Finally Joe said, âLook, this is no accidental short. Somebody attached a wire bridge across the connection.â He removed the wire quickly and the horn stopped blowing.
Frank slammed the hood down as Joe returned the flashlight and the screwdriver to the glove compartment.
âNow who do you suppose did that?â asked Chet.
âThere must be a practical joker living in this neighborhood,â Joe said.
âProbably some kids,â Frank declared.
Chet gingerly opened the gate and they started up the walk toward the front door of the Steele home.
Suddenly it dawned upon Frank that the drapes had been drawn tight over the front windows. Not even a crack of light could be seen from the interior.
Frank put his hand on the doorknob and tried to turn it. The door was locked. He pushed the bell, and heard it ring loud and clear, but there was no answer.
Impatiently Joe pressed the bell a couple of more times but to no avail.
âMaybe sheâs on the phone,â Chet said.
âCould be,â Frank agreed.
They waited a few more minutes, then Chet put his ear against the door. âI donât hear anything,â he reported.
Frank wore a worried frown. âYou know, fellows,â he said, âI think we were deliberately faked out of the house by the guy who shorted our horn.â
âBut for what reason?â Chet asked.
âMaybe he wanted to duck in the back way as we went out the front,â Frank
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