weâre all done. No pre-existing medical condition we oughta know about is there, hon?â The girlâs eyes flicked down to Belindaâs stomach and then back up again. She raised her eyebrows as she waited.
Belinda bit the inside of her cheek nervously. Obviously pregnancy might be a condition worth noting, but she really just wanted to get out of there.
âNot that I can think of,â she said as casually as she could manage.
âLooks like we can let you go then.â The girl paused, then added in a tone that suggested she simply couldnât help herself, âImpressive fall, though. Any idea how you managed to come off?â There was also just a hint of amusement at the edges of her voice.
Belinda cried all the way home.
She had just stepped out of the lift, still feeling somewhat fragile, when she saw something on the floor outside her apartment door. As she got closer, she realised it was a bunch of red roses, beautifully arranged in clear cellophane and tied with awhite, silk ribbon. A note was attached.
She picked up the flowers and held them under one arm as she unlocked her door and walked inside. As soon as she had kicked off her shoes and dumped her gym bag, she phoned first Jules and then Stacey to see if one of them had left the roses.
âOoh la la,â said Jules. âSomeoneâs got a secret admirer!â
âWhen would I have time to bring you flowers?â snapped Stacey.
Belinda had paused, knowing that Stacey was going to hate what she said next. âWhat if it was Andy?â
âBelinda, are you feeling okay? You might recall that Andy is in fact dead, right?â
Belinda had pressed on. âYou know, I did remember that, but what if heâs haunting me? Itâs just that the flowers were waiting for me here after I just had the worst experience at the gym. I was all upset and then here are these flowers saying, âTo brighten your dayâ. No one knew about what just happened to me at the gym. And Andy was always buying me flowers when I needed cheering up.â
âActually, Andy was always buying you flowers when you two had had a fight. And youâre telling me even as a ghost he couldnât finally get it right and deliver lilies â your favourite?â She had sounded triumphant, adding, âWhat exactly did happen at the gym anyway?â
âThatâs not really important.â A quick subject change. âAll right, detective, then who did leave them?â
âYou said they didnât even say your name, right?â
âUh huh.â
âWrong apartment.â Stacey stated it as though it were fact.
âWhat? So theyâre not even for me? Great, I feel much better.â
âYou asked, I answered.â
Belinda made herself a late dinner and spent the night glancing doubtfully every once in a while at the gorgeous bunch of roses. She didnât know why she had been so quick to jump to the conclusion that Andy was somehow responsible. I suppose you thought heâd ordered them from some ghost-florist on the spiritual plane , she chided herself sarcastically. She got carried away then, picturing a wispy-looking Andy strolling along a misty, winding pathway. He was heading for a bright light up ahead when a plump, transparent woman bounded out from the fog. âFlowers for the bereaved! Donât go into the afterlife without first acknowledging the loved ones youâve left behind! Bunch of daisies for your widow, dear?â (For some reason, she would have a strong cockney accent.)
Belinda snorted contemptuously at herself. Sheâd heard about âpregnancy brainâ but this was ridiculous. âI know, I know, Iâm losing it,â she said to the puppy as she grabbed the rubbish from the kitchen bin ready to take it to the garbage chute. She opened her apartment door and was just about to step into the hall when something bright caught her eye. A new bunch of