sunk?â
âSell the property, I guess.â
âTo pay the bills?â Livi crossed her eyes. âAnd how could they sell something as old as Beet College? Who owns the land?â
Peace ate two brussels sprouts, chewing very slowly. Should he have paid more attention to money matters?
âWell,â said Livi, âif the CCRâs dumb-ass report is supposed to save the placeâsomething I must tell you I find hard to swallowâwhy donât you write it yourself? Let your committee yak away, you create the report out of your own good mind, then tell âem they did it.â
âTheyâre not stupid,â said Peace.
Livi said nothing.
Beth and Robert were approaching the end of a breath-holdingcontest, and glowed like radishes. âOut!â said Livi, to the childrenâs satisfaction.
âBesides,â said Peace, âitâs not playing fair. The report is supposed to be a collective decision.â
âOoo la la, M. Candide! I love collective decisions,â said Livi. âLove love love!â
She examined her husbandâs troubled face. âHave you ever heard of Dupuytrenâs contracture?â she asked. âItâs a disorder of the palm. Thick tissues, like a scar, develop under the skin. It takes a while to grow and eventually it restricts the motion of the hand, causing one finger to drop involuntarily. The condition starts out invisible, with no pain, and winds up very serious.â
âThis is a metaphor?â Peace asked.
âCould be.â She gave him her business smile. âThereâs only one way to get rid of Dupuytrenâs contracture.â
âAnd what is that, Doctor?â
âSurgery.â
CHAPTER 5
THE OCCASION OF THE PORTERFIELDSâ NIGHT OUT WAS THE visit of B. F. Templeton, known as The Great, the most popular poet in America, there to give a reading in Lapham Auditorium. The hall was named for the funder, the inventor of the asparagus tongs, who was also a Gilded Age press lord and amateur cornet enthusiast lampooned by political cartoonists of the day, including Thomas Nast, for blowing his own horn. Lapham sat six hundred in the orchestra, and two hundred more in the logeâthe necessary capacity for the throng expected for The Great Poet Templeton. That was how he was always billed, as The Great Poet Templeton. Friends and critics sometimes referred to him as Templeton and B. F., but fans knew him as The Great.
âI suppose we have to go,â said Livi when they finished their meal, hoping Peace would hear that as a question.
âYou donât, honey, but if I didnât show up, thatâs all the committee would talk about at tomorrowâs meeting.â
âFascinatinâ group,â she said, adopting her best Jean Harlow. âSo cultchered, donât ye know? So refoined.â
Cindy the sitter appeared at six, as promised. Beth and Robert hooted and cheered.
âDonât let them get the best of you,â said Livi as she put on her parka.
âI came armed this time,â said the teenager. âA .38, a .45, and an Uzi.â
âYouâre sure thatâs enough?ââthe parents in unison.
No one was more thrilled by The Greatâs appearance than Matha Polite, who had selected herself to introduce the reading. This was The Greatâs second visit to Beet, his first occurring over twenty years ago when he was just starting out, yet recognizable as a rising literary star. His poetryâeven his detractors and competitors had to concedeâwas very good, a concatenation of colloquial Frost and mythological Seferis, with the mathematical precision of Empson and yet the boisterous lyricism of Dylan Thomas. He had much of Thomas in him, including a distant Welsh ancestry (though he had been born and reared in Point Pleasant, New Jersey). He drank as lustily as Thomas had, and lunged at as many undergraduate breasts as well, and as