the hearing of a dog. No offense, Cody.â
âWell, whatâs she doing with my dad? I mean, heâs told me nothing about her other than sheâs greatâreally great. Which of course makes me think sheâs not. I mean, why is he trying to put on the hard sell?â I ask.
âWell, she is very, veryâumâfit, and I guess you could say sheâs a super-positive person,â Cissy describes in a sheepish voice. âAnd I guess she can be nice if you are super-positive and fit, too. She doesnât seem to like people who areâumânot fit.â
GreatâMiss Fat Phobic is going to be in my life, which is disappointing, but doesnât destroy the mood as I smell the toasting Pop-Tarts release their sweet, chocolaty fragrance into the air. They should bottle this stuff and slap a Chanel logo on it.
âSo what you are telling me is sheâs hot,â I quiz Cissy. âIs she supermodel hot or just better-than-average-mall-chick hot? And if she is in the supermodel category, what does she want with my dad? I mean, heâs a dad.â
âOh my God, havenât you noticed how great looking your dad is?â Cissy gushes, and then blushes because she clearly said something inappropriate. âI mean, your dad doesnât exactly look like the dads around here. Plus thereâs that whole detective thingâitâs like he knows everybodyâs secrets, which is so intriguing and cool. And when it comes to Miss Zumba, itâs not like they havenât known each other forever, too.â
Cissyâs words are like a stun gun to my brain.
âWhat? Theyâas in my dad and Sandyâhave known each other forever?â I ask, adding, âHow exactly are you defining
forever
? In real time, how do you classify it?â
âDidnât you know this? Itâs no secret. They met years ago when Patty Matthews disappeared. Sandy was a student teacher at the high school at the time, and apparently she knew everything that was going on with Patty before she disappeared. I heard that she was the only one Patty ever confided in about all the awful things going on in her life,â Cissy states.
I must have had a weird look on my face, because at this point sheâs starting to look like sheâs let out some awful secret.
âYour dad didnât tell you any of this?â Cissy asks nervously. âI thought youâd know all this.â
I do the mental tally. Bad husband. Bad dad. Bad cop. Cheater?
âJex, for what itâs worth, they really didnât start dating until a few years ago. Itâs been a long time since Patty Matthews disappeared and I am sure it has nothing to do with the two of them getting together,â Cissy says, trying to ward off what clearly is my on-coming crying jag.
I grab the searing-hot Pop-Tart out of the toaster and plop it on the plate as I shake my slightly burned hand. I do this while turning my back to Cissy so she canât see that Iâm trying hard not to cry.
âPatty Matthews? Did someone say Patty Matthews?â another voice shouts from the sliding glass door. âWho wants to find out what happened to Patty Matthews? I do!â
Nat is standing in the patio doorway with a huge smile on her face.
Nat sidesteps me and walks right into the house. What else should I expect? She doesnât say hello or even pat the dog. I havenât even had coffee yet (another perk of living with Dad) and Nat is bombarding my sleeping brain cells with nonstop chatter.
âThereâs something important you need to know and itâs been bugging me since that whole Patty Matthews case came up yesterday,â she rambles, plopping in a chair at the kitchen table. âOh, Pop-Tarts. Can I have one? Hi, Ciss. What are you doing here? Wait, tell me later. I have to talk to you, Jex. Right now.â
I might spontaneously combust.
Nat has obviously been up for productive