eyebrow. âMs Rivers?â he repeated, sotto voce.
As Chris shouldered forwards, Stobbard took my hand lightly between his, and brushed a kiss on to it. Then he backed away and was gone.
There didnât seem to be any special reason for Groomâs interruption. He made a few bland comments, and then, almost as an afterthought, asked me if I fancied a sandwich. Which is how we came to be sitting in a miserably loud wine bar, drinking an exceedingly quiet mineral water apiece. Chris was officially on duty, after all, and I had to battle later with a stroppy group of GCSE repeats. Aftabâs group, as it happened.
We had started to bicker.
âOf course we make mistakes. Very highly publicised mistakes they are, too. But we get it right most of the time.â
âSo I should bloody hope. But you havenât got it right this time.â
âSo youâre suggesting someone lured this absent-minded old geezer out into the mud and whacked him?â
âTake out those derogatory adjectives and yes, you have it to a T.â
William Murdock has the sort of minimalist sartorial philosophy that means if you turn up in a suit people will ask how you got on in your interview. So I preferred to dash home to change before I tackled the GCSE group.
I was just putting the key into my front door when a car sighed to a halt. Another status symbol for my neighbour, no doubt. Should I even bother to look round? Theyâd expect me to admire the bloody thing and I wasnât in the mood for giving fulsome praise.
âSophie?â
The big Renault wasnât a new toy for the neighbours, then. It was a new toy for Tony Rossiter. He smiled, perhaps a little shamefaced.
âOK, so you wanted to show off to someone,â I said. Then I grinned. âTell me all about it.â
He opened his mouth, then closed it. We both understood that all those years behind us made apology difficult but forgiveness essential. And in a way, showing me this car â only 459 miles on the clock! â was his apology.
The car sat sleek and opulent among the beat-up Fiestas and Allegros (most of them
non troppo
by now), and asked to be stroked or vandalised, depending on your persuasion.
âFive-speed gearbox ââ
âSo I should hope,â I said seriously.
He looked at me sideways. âAnd air conditioning ââ
âFor this climate!â
âWell ⦠â He looked sheepish. Perhaps I should give up baiting him and try to be simply nice. He joggled his keys at me. âTry it?â
I knew better than to think he meant me to drive it. What he wanted me to do was savour the leather upholstery.
A couple of neighbouring curtains twitched. Him in his executive suit, me in my serious-occasions one. A posh car. The man waving phallic symbols around. I felt as if Iâd stepped into a TV advertisement. At least I could do something about my clothes.
âGive me two minutes to change and you can run me in to college if you like.â
âWant to see whatâll be pulling you?â
Another man, another relationship, I might have suspected him of an awful pun. But the bonnet was already up. The engine was very clean. I peered at the front wheels.
âTheyâll have those off in two minutes. They used to collect mine.â
âAh, but yours were only wheel trims. These are integral. Alloy wheels,â he said clearly, as if to a child.
âYouâre sure you wonât wake up one day to find the whole thing sitting on little piles of bricks?â
âI should hear them at it. A very efficient theft alarm â shall I ââ
I shook my head. Almost as an afterthought, he went back and opened the boot. I thought for an unworthy moment that he merely wanted to show off a bit more, but no: as he straightened I saw in his right hand an instrument case.
âTony, thatâs Georgeâs.â
âOf course it is.â He pressed a finger to