and enter into the Amazonian canopy. Plus, there’s lots of
spiders and snakes and creepy crawler things that girls hate.”
She smiles and shoves herself closer to me, as if her skin
on my skin will become more of a convincer.
“What’s the matter, Chase?” she says. “You afraid I might
break a nail?”
“I’m afraid your shrunken head might be used as a charm on
some native’s necklace.”
“You’re being dramatic, letting that fiction mind run away
with itself. Head hunters are long gone. The natives in the Amazon have
smartphones, satellite TV, and Netflix accounts.”
“How do you know?”
“I read National Geographic .” Shrugging her
shoulders. “Or look at the pictures anyway.”
“That’s reassuring.”
She drinks down her wine, holds out her glass for more. I
fill it.
“Listen,” she says, “do you want me to negotiate the right
price for this job or what?”
“Sure.”
“Then I’m your partner.”
“Partner.”
“Take it or leave it,” she says, slowly slipping her hand
from my thigh to another, more sensitive place altogether. “Besides, you owe
me. I might not be without an agency if you hadn’t set that lit cigar on the
edge of the desk of all places.”
I take a drink of wine and think about it for a brief second
or two. I know my agent. When she gets an idea in her head, not even a hammer
drill can pound it out of her.
“I thought you were planning on spending the rest of your
years lounging on the beach in the Hamptons.”
“Change of plans. I’d rather avoid the Hamptons and all the
gynie’s rich friends right about now.”
“Adventure,” I say. “You want adventure.”
“Exactly, Mr. Man in the Yellow Hat. On a daily basis I read
about adventurers and the faraway places they explore where they fall
romantically in love. It’s time I experienced some of the real thing.”
“Curious George,” I say, kissing her on the mouth.
“Curious horny Leslie,” she says, rolling her naked body on
top of mine.
16.
Keogh’s men pick us up at precisely five the next morning. As
Rodney gets out from behind the wheel of the sedan, his big brown eyes
immediately lock on Leslie.
“Who’s the dame?” he says, while pulling down on the brim of
his blue and white New York Giants baseball cap. He’s dressed like a Navy Seal
in combat boots, army fatigues, and a tight T-shirt that tells me five sets of
bicep curls are far more important to him than sex.
“My agent,” I say, stuffing my knapsack into the trunk of
the car, which Carlos has opened for me. “She’s my partner and she’s coming. No
negotiation.” Hefting Leslie’s backpack, I toss it into the trunk beside mine.
Carlos closes the trunk.
“It shall be nice to have a beautiful woman coming along for
the ride,” he says in that soft, almost effeminate tone of voice. He’s wearing
a bush jacket and khaki pants that are professionally pressed. For footwear,
brand new Timberland hiking boots. For headgear he’s wearing a brown, suede
fedora that probably cost more than my entire uniform of cargo pants, lace-up
jungle boots, and my well-worn bush jacket. Leslie might be a newbie when it
comes to jungle trekking, but she knows enough to wear hiking boots over wool
socks, tight-fitting cargo shorts, and button-down shirt under a cargo vest
that supports a new Canon Rebel camera and two extra zoom lenses. Her headwear
consists of a wide-brimmed, oilskin Australian outback hat with a shoestring
strap that hangs down under her chin just in case a stiff wind blows.
We pile into the car, Keogh’s men up front with Leslie and
me in back.
Rodney starts it back up and pulls out.
“She can come with us,” he says, speaking to me with his
eyes reflected in the rearview mirror. “But she’s your responsibility, Baker.
You got that?”
“Damn straight,” I say.
Carlos turns, smiles.
“This is going to be fun,” he says. “In just a matter of
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