Hernandezâs digestive tract that needed to be freed.
And as it later turned out, I was correct.
âIâm going to go find somewhere to lay down,â Cade said.
âMaybe we should just leave,â I offered.
âI donât think I should ride in Juliaâs car, dude.â
Cade stood up, wobbling like a tightrope walker in a hurricane.
We had been sitting on a couch in Blake Grunwaldâs parentsâ living roomâCade, Monica, me, and Julia. The party was terrible. In the living room, about half of the baseball team were taking drunken turns at playing an NFL video game on Blakeâsparentsâ wide-screen television. A few girls were in there too, but most of them looked to be in junior high school, so between football plays the boys kept leering at Monica and Julia, and fidgeting conspicuously with their penises.
Most of the party took place outside, in Blakeâs parentsâ backyard, where scores of boys from Burnt Mill Creek gathered around gleaming kegs of beer, whooping and hollering over the dumbest and most inane masculine challenges, touching each otherâwhich is something drunk boys at parties tend to do a bit too muchâand smoking lots and lots of marijuana.
And every last boy at the party, even the seventh- and eighth-graders, somehow managed to stroll past our place on the couch, raise an eyebrow, and say the exact same thing, which was this: âHey, Monica.â
Monica Fassbinderâs ambidextrous generosity was legendary in Burnt Mill Creek, but as far as I knew, it began and ended at Cade Hernandez.
âI better help you, dude.â
I got up and put my arm around Cadeâs shoulders.
Blake Grunwaldâs parentsâ home was what real estate agents in California called seventies ranch styleâwhich meant it was long and narrow, dark on the interior, and built on one level. I led Cade down a hallway behind the living room, assuming weâd find someplace where a boy could pass out and not be noticed.
It wouldnât be too much of a challenge, I thought. After seeing the mix of kids whoâd come out to Blake Grunwaldâs crappy party, I was confident this would be a no-sex event.
Across from a bathroom done entirely in the same shade of pale green youâd expect to see inside the examining room at afertility clinic, the last doorway in the hall opened onto a darkened bedroom. I didnât even need to turn on the light to know this was Blakeâs room.
Catchersâ gear emits a particular damp-crotch boy smell. In the case of Blake Grunwaldâs catchersâ gear, the scent produced a counteracting effect to how fertile I felt after glancing into the pastel green bathroom across the hall.
âHere,â I said. âLie down on Blakeâs bed. Thereâs a bathroom just outside the door.â
âOkay.â
I deposited Cade Hernandez onto our backup catcherâs nicely made bed. I picked up Cadeâs legs and put them on top of Blakeâs bedspread.
âDo you want some water or anything?â I asked.
âNo. Iâll be okay in a few minutes. Thanks, dude.â
âDo you want me to take off your shoes?â
âWhy the fuck are you wearing my shoes?â
âUh . . .â
I pulled Cadeâs shoes from his feet. He was burning hot. I could feel the soggy heat rising from his body like he was a wet tea bag that had just been lifted from boiling water. So I pulled his damp socks off, tucked them into his shoes, which I placed on the floor at the foot of Blakeâs bed, and shut the door very quietly.
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When I got back to the couch in Blake Grunwaldâs parentsâ living room, Monica Fassbinder and Julia Bishop were gone.
I realized too that Blake Grunwald had just come inside the house from his parentsâ backyard and stood glaring at me withhis flabby chest puffed out and his arms bent back like a gunslinger in an old