something in the way. A batch of tin and on top of it a bottle of pills and under the bottle of pills a note scrawled on the back of an old envelope:
Hankâ
Iâm leaving this cooler
For the fifteen collars
I owe youâ
The pills for your tired
Blood
The panties to smell
While you masturbateâ
Carol
Hank hooked the back door, threw the latch on the porch door and walked out front.
âLetâs go.â
âWhere?â
âYour place would be nice.â
âSure, but donât you want to wait for a phone call?â
âThere wonât be a phone call.â
âWhy not?â
âI told you: one loves, the other decides.â
âDonât be so dramatic.â
They got into the car and drove off. She turned down Normandie.
âWait,â said Hank, âIâve got a pair of panties in my pocket. I wonder if theyâd fit you?â
âDonât get vicious with me,â she said.
âIâm not getting vicious.â
âI know youâre not.â
âLook, weâre not even shacked and weâre having our first argument,â Hank said.
âLook,â she said, âitâs a beautiful evening.â
âYes.â
She took Franklin to Bronson, then up north on Bronson.
âAnd lookâthereâs a Backyard Sale! Letâs go to the Backyard Sale. You buy me something and Iâll buy you something,â Vicki said.
They got out and walked up the drive. There was a hippy-looking guy and a young girl sitting way up the drive. As they passed a row of shrubs he took the panties out of his pocket and threw them into the brush. They hooked on a lower branch. They were yellow and they swung slightly in the breeze.
He took her hand. She looked handsome, like a woman who knew things, or a woman who wanted to. He supposed heâd find out.
J oe went in to take a shower and when he came out naked there was another guy on the bed and the guy had his clothes on and he was kissing with Julie. The guy looked at Joe and then kept on kissing. Julie had gotten dressed and so there they were both dressed and kissing while Joe stood there watching.
The guyâs cock was hard and Julie reached for it, grabbed it. Then she pulled the zipper back and got it out and began tonguing it. Joeâs cock began to get hard. Then Julie had the guyâs penis in her mouth, working on it. The guy just groaned and stretched out there. The sunlight from the window glanced off and on of Julieâs head as it bobbed. Joe began masturbating. He stood right over them and began to masturbate. Then the guy came and Julie got it and then Joe pulled her head off of his tool and worked his penis into her mouth and then he came and Julie got that too.
Julie went to the bathroom. When she came out the guy was zipped and sitting in a chair smoking a cigarette. Joe was dressed except for getting his shoes on.
Julie said, âJoe, this is Artie. Artie, this is Joe.â
They shook hands.
âIt finally rained the other day,â said Joe. âIt was good to get that rain. First in about a year.â
âYeah,â said Artie, âwe needed that rain.â
âIâm hungry,â said Julie, âletâs go get something to eat.â Joe got his shoes on and they walked outside. They turned south and then right and they were on the boardwalk. There was a young black guy walking toward them. Julie drifted out as if she didnât see him and she walked into him.
Julie said, âIâm sorry, I didnât see you.â
âThatâs all right.â said the black guy.
Julie put her face real close to his. As close as she could get without touching. Her body was the same way.
âI should watch where Iâm walking,â she laughed. She stood there and stared deeply into the black guyâs face.
Neither of them said anything. They just stood there like that.
When Julie walked back over to Artie
J.A. Konrath, Bernard Schaffer