to live by all that hardware? Iâm almost afraid to get next to it, dude. Bad karma.â
âOkay by me,â I said, and put my Jeep back in gear. âGet your stuff out, then.â
âNo, wait, okay, I was just kidding,â he said. âIs it all right if Bob Marley sits in the backseat?â He urged his golden retriever in the back without waiting for me to answer.
Once inside, he fastened himself in with the seat belt, and I noticed a terrible stench. âGod, Bone Man, donât you ever wash?â I waved my hand in front of my face, then leaned toward the opening where my door once was to breathe air that wasnât fouled.
He grinned at me, his teeth edged with detritus around the gums. His army-surplus fatigues were stained and torn. âThey charge six bucks for a shower at the Northtown gym. Maybe if you could help me out with a little change?â
I blew out a breath, hoping not to have to take one in again soon. âWhere you headed?â I asked, eager to drop him off anywhere I could.
âBob Marley and I were up visiting friends at the pueblo,â he said, reaching behind him to fondle the panting retriever. âWe donât have to be anywhere in particular now. Weâre just hanginâ. Where are you going?â
âYou were at the pueblo? Itâs closed now; itâs Quiet Time. Besides, they donât allow you to bring your dog in. They donât even allow pedestrians.â
He shrugged uncomfortably and started picking at his front teeth with a grit-packed thumbnail. âI got a buddy who meets me down at the gas station by the casino. We go in the back way, in his truck.â Then, looking at his dog in the backseat, he said, âHey, is it all right if Bob Marley chews on that Kong toy?â
âNo! Thatâs Mountainâs. Heâll know if someone else has been gnawing on it. Wolves are very territorial about their stuff. Itâs going to be bad enough when he smells your dog in my Jeep.â
âOkay, okay. Give me that, Marley.â Bone Man reached in back and grabbed the big black rubber cone. âWhat do you want me to do with it?â
âGive it to me.â I snatched it out of his hand and laid the toy in my lap.
âSorry, dude.â
I pulled onto the highway and headed back toward Taos. âWhy donât I let you and Bob Marley off at the gym and you grab a shower, okay?â
âCool,â he said. âAnd if you could spare us someââ
âIâll see what Iâve got,â I said, cutting him off.
And then he began to perform the ritual that had earned him his name. He reached under his shirt and pulled out a long necklace made of chicken thigh bones strung tightly against one anotherâthere were literally hundreds of them on one long strand. He closed his eyes and began running his fingers up and down the bones, playing them like piano keys. âI feel a vibration of danger here, Jamaica. I feel an animal coming for you. A big animalâ¦â
I pulled into the gravel lot in front of the Northtown gym. âSave it!â I snapped, as my tires slid against the crushed stone and the Jeep jerked to a rocking halt. âIâm not interested, Bone Man.â
He looked offended, but he hurried out of his seat belt. âBut you said youâd help me with some spare changeâ¦â
I reached in my pocket and found a wad of several dollar bills. âIâm not giving you a ride again if you donât do something about that smell,â I warned as I tendered the cash.
He nodded his head in gratitude. âOkay, Jamaica. Thanks.â He opened the door of the Jeep and began extracting his dog, his things. Then he leaned down and looked in at me. âI really did see a big animal,â he said. âIt was coming after you. Maybe it was trying to get you but it got your Jeep.â
âYeah,â I said. âBrilliant deduction there,