distance, anyhow, we can call a corpse a corpse. But this isnât some random corpseâright?â
Laviniaâs lower lip quivered.
I considered the corpse. When I was an auto mechanicâin another lifeâthere was always some engine reduced to a lump of iron, as inert and even less functional than a boat anchor. After a certain amount of tinkering, however, this configuration of parts might roar to life. No matter how much I learned about how it worked, this little miracle always amazed me.
Tonight, in this obscure warehouse, the opposite effect was at work, and it was no less curious. Not so long ago, this heap of laundry on the floor had been possessed of the free will necessary to dye its hair.
âIs it Stepnowski?â
âCan you see his left forearm?â
I could see it plainly. âThereâs a tattoo.â
âWhatâs it say?â
I turned my head to read it: âSTAGE LEFT.â I righted my head and looked at Lavinia. âYouâre kidding me.â
âAt least itâs not an octopus.â
âAnd on his right armâ¦?â
She nodded impatiently. âWhat do you think?â
I shook my head slowly. âHe was a drummer, all right.â
âAnd his name was Stepnowski.â
âDrummer or not, this is getting to be one expensive PA system.â
Both hands still on the pistol, the pistol still trained on Stepnowski, Lavinia sat up against the wall. I saw no blood on her clothes. She must have tripped over Stepnowskiâs hands, which were flung before him, beyond the pool of blood, as if he were reaching for something. Or someone. Or, it occurred to me, quite as if heâd been dragged by his feet which Lavinia might have tripped over as well. But the pool of blood precluded draggingâdidnât it? Or maybe he was knocked on the head, dragged here, and then he was shotâ¦? Had he been shot?
âMust have been unpleasant, to trip over that mess in the dark.â
Laviniaâs eyes enlarged. âIt felt like he grabbed me.â
So maybe it had been the hands.
Clearly, although sheâd been screening a notorious splatter video in underground clubs up and down the west coast, nothing about the present experience constituted a matter of relish for Lavinia. It occurred to me that, night after night, Lavinia must have managed one way or another to avoid actually looking at Telltailâs demise over and over again. Maybe it was too much. Maybe tonight was forcing Lavinia to re-imagine it. Maybe, on the other hand, I was giving her too much credit for introspection.
In any case, Lavinia seemed on the verge of shock.
âIâm going to approach Stepnowski.â
Lavinia lowered the gun a little.
I stood slowly.
She raised the gun.
âLavinia â¦. â
The gun drooped in her hands.
Stepnowski lay face down. I touched the nape of his neck. No warmth. I pressed a carotid. No pulse. The quick under his fingernails had lost its color. The arms were slightly stiff.
âI think this guy is dead.â
âThatâs brilliant, Curly. Why donât you go through his pockets?â
So much for introspection. âI think heâs been dead for a while, too.â
âYour empiricism is underwhelming,â Lavinia said. âLook in his pockets. Start with that back one.â She pointed the gun.
A large bulge strained the fabric of one of the dead manâs hip pockets. I hesitated. âDead or alive,â I said, âitâs been a long time since I touched a guyâs ass.â
âWhat happened to those San Francisco credentials, Curly? Come on,â Lavinia insisted. âCheck it out.â
I slipped my fingers under the denim seam, which was tight. The bulge proved not to be a wallet; it was a wad of cash, folded double. As I worked the bundle out of the pocket, the corpse farted.
âWoman,â I winced, âplease note that I am earning my keep.â
Lavinia
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