âIâve told you, being mailman of a city youâre bound to know peopleâyou see their mail and their faces when they take it. Two things I know, and to you Iâll add a third. Sheâs not his motherâthey have some queer past back of them. Her mailâs always full of stuff forwarded to a Miss Ibis; yet Iâve never seen another white woman around the place. And, thirdly, sheâs just winding him up, as though it were a white shroud, in that period piece sheâs made of the place. Weâre not an inquisitive town, thank God, but they do shun us as though if we knew weâd want to run them out of the place. And itâs just that that bothers me.â
âYes, it is the way to get people to suspect the worst on the least evidence.â
âNo; our people wouldnât do that, but the more tolerance there isâand thank Heaven we out here have,â Doc waved his vigorous hands, âa fine latitude in every sense of the wordâthe more itâs natural to ask people, as they are so free and have no one to fear, not to be secretive.â
âUnless there is a real secret?â
âWell, granted sheâs adopted himâthereâs nothing to be ashamed of in that.â
âThen what?â
âWell, what I fear is just this. I think she may be going queer in the head. Going queer in the head doesnât mean always going weakâunfortunately, far from it. And to add to the subtle mess-up, heâs the weak daydreaming fantasist. She rules him and he submits and half likes it and half deceives her. Iâll bet he dreams and then she, with her queer unbalance, rams the dream into hard fact. He doesnât like thatâdreamers donât.â
âPremature publication,â murmured the researcher.
âWell, now heâs kicking, not really openly, but as you might say under the table, and sheâs grim. Heâs playing hookey from that great white schoolhouse in which she has him all day, the one lonely pupil under the old governessâ eye. Heâs been going off with the real schoolteacherâseen âem again today. If it goes on like this sheâll be putting him into uniform so he canât go out and lose himself in a crowd.â
âWell, we let dreaming dogs lie.â
âIâm not for having a case of hydrophobia in the place.â
âThatâs strong language.â
âNo; our little burg is new. The Herons, or whoever they are, have made, in their ostentatiously quiet and exclusive way, not a splash but a sort of great white swelling on the cityâs side. Why, itâs almost enough in itself to bring down your tribe on usâthe publicity photographers. Remember that issue not so long ago back in one of the big photo weeklies? Just guying us, to make the old crabbed East feel that we were just a set of loose-necked lightwits. Itâs real bad for a growing burg to get called names and be written up as notorious. And if on the top of our being written up as a home for cranksâthe new Wild West trying to out-willy old Williamsburgâthere was also a hundred-per-cent unhealthy human-interest-storyâif she went off her head and imagined, as she might with all that period stuff about, that she was the divorced and banished ex-Empress Josephine â¦â Doc warmed with prophetic fervor to his theme and under his excitement recalled history he hadnât thought of since college. âOh, by gum, what publicity weâd be in for! Thereâd be guide-accompanied pilgrimages to see the place, and our poor little burg would be busted. I wonât have it, not if I can help it, and I wonât have them, just because they are a little odd, hunted out, just because they might, very well might, do Aumic bad mischief. But if something isnât done weâre taking a risk, and I wonât take it.â
Doc had discharged so many ruling negatives that he was
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