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âBut how did he know?â asked Alec quietly.
âSearch me.â
âWe do have a programme of body searches at random,â said Patterson. âWhen people leave the building at odd times.â
âOh, goody. I knew I should have worn my Strip Searches Can be Fun T-shirt.â I beamed at him, and he thought I was kidding, but Iâd had one once, picked up for a couple
of quid at a Notting Hill Carnival.
âNo-one could possibly have seen my note last night,â Salome said angrily, but mostly she was angry with herself.
âWhy not?â I tried to sound interested.
âThe note would go to maybe a dozen people on our client list. The City investors, mostly the institutionals ...â
I must have looked blank. She stopped her flow to explain.
âThe big institutional investors â the insurance companies, the pension funds, the unions. Most of those are in the City, so their copies were not dispatched until this morning
at eight-thirty. The private clients â individual shareholders, that is ... I put theirs into envelopes myself and stuck their address labels on myself and the stamps and posted them myself last night at Liverpool Street Station before I went to the pub.â
She obviously felt she had to explain. âLiverpool Street because they do half-hourly collections in the early evening and itâs the one place from which you can guarantee next
day delivery.â
That at least was for sure. In West One district, for example, there were more troublemakers in the Post Office than there were in Dublin in 1916.
âIâve been over all this with Salome,â said Alec, but he was talking at Patterson, not to me. âAnd I saw her post the client list myself.â
âWell, somehow this friend of Royâs knew enough to be blabbing to all and sundry in the four-ale bar last night.â snapped Patterson again.
Where did he get his dialogue? What did he talk like before translation?
âNo, thatâs not right,â I pointed out. âThe Chinless Wonder was explaining why heâd tipped somebody else off. He wasnât broadcasting the news, more like covering up a mistake. The guy he was blagging â he called him Si, Iâm pretty sure â seemed to know already, but was just pissed off âcos Chinless had grassed up some third party.â
Patterson stared at me. I donât think he followed. Maybe he didnât speak English at all; or at least not as a first language. Maybe he was Swedish. They speak English backwards; Iâm convinced of it.
Alec pointed a finger at me in a thoughtful way. âYou are pretty sure about that?â
âYeah. Definite.â
Well, almost. It was Thursday that day, wasnât it?
âItâs Cawthorne,â said Alec. âIâm sure of it, even if youâre not.â
âYou could be right,â said Patterson.
âWhoâs Cawthorne?â I asked, because I presumed I was supposed to.
âSimon Cawthorne,â answered Salome. âHe used to be something in the City before he retired. He was in the pub last night, but I didnât invite him.â
âRetired? The guy Chinless Wonder called Si was no more than 28.â
âThatâs him.â
âThe point is,â Patterson interrupted, âhow did Cawthorne know?â
He held up a hand to cut off Salomeâs response.
âCoffee,â he said, and pressed his bell-push again.
âMrs Pilgrimâ appeared immediately, as if sheâd been waiting outside the door, with another trolley. This one carried coffee-pots and cups and saucers. She began to collect up dirty plates.
âGreat sorbet,â I said as she leant over me. âBut take my tip and use lime juice next time.â
âItâs tattooed on my heart,â she said, through clenched teeth.
âLeave the coffee, Mrs P,â pronounced Patterson. âWeâll serve