âYou painted it, remember? Iâll move the van when youâve fixed the porch floor. Itâs so steep a person needs a seat belt on her chair just to keep from rocking herself into someone elseâs yard. And youâre a carpenter. Itâs an embarrassment.â
Grandaddy Opal jumped up from his chair and slammed inside. Gigi rocked even harder. âGood,â she said, her rocking chair slipping toward the steps. âFinally some peace around here.â
But Grandaddy Opal came back. He crept up behind Gigi with a piece of rope and before she could say âDad-blast-it!â he had her tied to the chair.
âHey, what do you think youâre doing here?â Gigi said, twisting and fussing with the rope.
âYour seat belt,â he said.
âThis isnât a seat belt!â
âIs too.â He jerked her chair back and forth, holding on to the back of it by the knobs. âSee, you ainât flying into anyoneâs yard now, are you?â
âYou untie me!â
âBut you wanted a seat belt.â
âAnd Iâm saying this isnât a seat belt.â
âWhat did you expect?â Grandaddy Opal chuckled, glancing at me. âCustom designed, with stars and crystal balls and tarot cards painted all over it?â
âYes,â Gigi said, finally getting the rope turned around so she could untie herself. âAnd a seat belt with a horseâs behind painted on yours!â
And thatâs when Grandaddy Opalâs new career came to life. He painted seat belts. He made up a brochure and we stuck one in every newspaper I delivered. He put one up at the Piggly Wiggly, and Gigi set one in the windows of the gift shop and Anselâs Pub. I stuck one up in the gas station and even on the bulletin board at the church where I took my dancing lessons. Susan, my dance instructor, became Grandaddy Opalâs first customer. He painted a copy of a Degas statue he had seen in one of the books in his bedroom. It was a ballet dancer standing with her feet slightly turned out, dressed in a full skirt and a long braid running down her back with a real ribbon tied on the end. Grandaddy Opal painted her side view. The girl had a dreaming, faraway look, so Grandaddy Opal painted above it the words âTo DANCE âTo DREAM .â Susan was so pleased she showed everyone, even the kids in my dance classes.
I had hoped they would see it and want to be my partner when we had to perform combinations across the dance floor. I wanted them to see I had changed, I had a real jobâI delivered newspapersâand I had people who took care of me, one who made me breakfast and worked at a gift shop and one who made me dinner and painted seat belts. I didnât dance wild anymore. I even bought a pretty pair of purple leg warmers and had started to grow my hair so I could wear ribbons like the other girls in the class. I felt proud and important, but the kids hadnât changed. They liked the seat belt, but not the seat belt painterâs granddaughter.
After his success with Susanâs car, other people started asking Grandaddy Opal to paint their seat belts. They would drop their cars off in our driveway and heâd sit all day inside the car drinking gallons of sweet tea and painting every seat belt special. Grandaddy Opal painted tennis racquets and golf clubs and footballs and baseballs. He painted flowers and ocean scenes and slogans. Especially popular were the team slogans and religious ones like JESUS SAVES and THE LORD IS My COPILOT . Some were funny and some were lines from poems, and some were just peopleâs names painted really fancy.
Whenever I could, I sat out in the driveway with him and watched him paint. It was the only chance I had anymore to spend time with him. Once when I went out there, he was painting a sailboat under the slogan Iâ D R ATHER B E S AILING , and he said to me, âAinât it a