laughed. Not because it was funny, butbecause Cedric thought it was. Cedric was the kind of guy who had to have his own private laugh track cackling behind his jokes.
âSo, what is it?â he asked. âAnd it better be more than just chips.â
I held the bag up to him. âSee for yourself.â
He took the bag, threw me a suspicious glance, then tried to look inside, but it was too dark. So he reached in, felt around a bit, and his hand came out holding a human skull. He yelped in surprise and dropped it to the musty ground.
âYou think thatâs funny?â Cedric barked.
âNothing funny about it,â I told him. âTake a good look at it. Tell me if it looks familiar, because it should.â
By now all the rest of the Wolves had crowded around. Cedric picked up the skull.
âIs it someone I should know?â
âItâs your grandpa.â
I watched as a whole busload of emotions drove by on Cedricâs face. By the time the bus had passed, I could tell he believed me.
âWhere did you get this?â he asked through gritted teeth.
Well, I couldnât tell him the truthâbut I had a better story anyway, and I knew I could sell it, because lately Iâd become a real good liar.
âWhere do you think I got it?â I said. âI stole it from my grandma. She had it hanging on the wall like a trophy, in that secret room where she keeps all her werewolf-hunting stuff.â
The Wolves all murmured, cursing in awe and anger. Cedricscrewed his lips into a scowl. âThat old woman is going down! I wonât even wait until the full moon.â
âBad idea,â I said. âIf you do that, youâll never get all the others.â
Cedric looked at me with suspicion written all over his face. âWhat others?â
âYou knowâ¦The C.W.H.â
He gave me a blank look.
âThe Confederacy of Werewolf Hunters,â I explained. âTheyâre coming into town during the next full moon. They mean to get rid of all of you.â And then I corrected myself. âAll of
us,
I mean.â
The Wolves all looked at one another, whispering worry. Cedric snapped his fingers to shut them up.
âIt ainât gonna happen,â Cedric said. âBecause Red here is going to feed us information and let us know their every move, so we can attack first. Isnât that right, Red?â
âI donât know,â I said. âI thought you wanted me to be a footstool.â
âYou do this right,â Cedric said, âand Iâll make A/C into
your
footstool.â
âHey!â said A/C.
âShut up!â said Cedric.
I paused for effect. âOkay, Iâll do it,â I told him. âOn one condition.â
âWhatâs the condition?â
âThat my grandma doesnât end up in a werewolfâs belly.â
Cedric looked at me, then broke out laughing. At first Iwasnât sure what his laughter meant. The rest of the Wolves didnât know, either, but they laughed along with him anyway.
âWe got ourselves a master negotiator here!â he said.
âYeahâmaybe we oughta send him to negotiate with the Crypts,â snorted Loogie. That brought another round of laughter. The Crypts were the all-girl gang whose turf was way across town. Scary bunch, from what Iâd heard.
âSo,â said Cedric, âLittle Redâs willing to sell out his grandmaâs lifeâs work in exchange for her life.â
âSheâs a crazy old woman,â I told him, âbut sheâs still my grandma, and I want her to live. If you get rid of all her werewolf-hunting friends, you wonât have to get rid of her, because sheâll be powerless.â
Cedric began to pace the big space of the Troll Bridge Hollow, weaving in and out of his pack of Wolves. âSure,â he said. âIâll make her watch all her friends get eaten, and then make her watch as