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Again?
â After you throw those jeans away.â
CHAPTER 18
âThis is the twentieth century, Mr. Macho.â
â L AURA M C N EIL
Weekends sure are sneaky. Itâs almost like being on vacation and driving through a little tiny town out in the middle of nowhere. All you have to do is blow your nose, or spit out your old gum, or pull the crust off your sandwich, and zip, you missed it. Missed an entire little town, including a gas station with a bathroom.
Last weekend went by like that for me. One minute it was Friday, then all of a sudden, zip, and the weekend was gone.
So now I sit in room 11, Mr. Daytonâs fifth-grade classroom. Itâs Monday, September 19, and I have five days left before the big day. Five days of Positive Brain Approach. Five days of banana practice. Five days until I, Arlo Moore, break the world record for eating bananas and win my bets. My ship is coming in.
Laura turns around in her chair. âArlo, I need to talk to you.â
âSure. What about?â I ask, gazing at that lovely face, that beautiful hair, those blue eyes that make me dizzy.
âAbout the bet you and Murray made,â Laura says, not smiling.
âThe bet?â
âYes, the bet on who is going to talk to me and who isnât.â
Thereâs something about the tone of her voice that makes me nervous. âOh, that,â I say.
âYes, that. Itâs true, then?â she asks pointedly.
âWell, sort of â¦â
âSort of!â Laura looks a bit angry. âIs it or isnât it?â
âUh ⦠yeah â¦â I stammer, shifting uneasily in my chair.
âWell, listen to me, Arlo Moore!â
Yep, sheâs definitely angry.
âI am not a prize!â
People are looking over this way.
âSsh, not so loud, Laura,â I whisper, pleading.
âDonât shush me! I am not a prize. No one wins the right to talk to me in a bet. This is the twentieth century, Mr. Macho. Women talk to who they want to â¦â
Oh, boy. Iâve really blown it.
â⦠when they want to â¦â
Thank you, again, Murray the Nerd.
â⦠and where they want to!â She glares at me, turns, and picks up her pencil.
There she goes, the girl of my dreamsâmad as a bee at a bear.
Iâm embarrassed, red as a sunburned baby. I want to shrink to the size of an ant and make a quick getaway.
âExcuse me, Arlo.â
Itâs Mr. Dayton.
âYes sir,â I answer dismally.
âSorry to interrupt you while youâre working so hard on your math. You were working on your math, werenât you?â
âUh ⦠well â¦â
âI just received a note from Mrs. Caldwell,â Mr. Dayton says. âShe would like to see you in her office.â
âMrs. Caldwell? The principal?â I ask like some kind of idiot. What other Mrs. Caldwell would want to see me in her office?
âYes, Mrs. Caldwell, the principal,â Mr. Dayton replies.
âIn her office? Me?â
âYes, in her office. Now.â
This could be bad news on top of bad news.
âDid I do something wrong, Mr. Dayton?â
âI donât know, Arlo. Did you?â
I look at the ceiling and then back at Mr. Dayton. His mustache twitches at me.
âNot that I know of,â I say.
âWell, why donât you just go find out what itâs all about? Iâm sure itâs not the end of the world.â
Somehow Iâm not so sure about that.
CHAPTER 19
âI have information â¦â
â M RS . C ALDWELL
Sitting in the office waiting to see the principal is like having Christmas backwardâthereâs going to be a surprise for me, but I donât think itâs going to be a good one.
Mrs. Oatley, the school secretary, is typing at her desk. Sheâs really fast. Every couple of minutes she looks over the top of her glasses at me. I look at something else when she