Stream before I left, I read that itâs frontier territory. People in this place have been fighting over their rights to land for centuries. The colonists who came here were so ornery they formed their own republic and stayed independent from both Canada and the United States for years. The Indians tried to keep their independence, too, but that didnât work out as well as theyâd hoped.
One side of a cloudy glass refrigerator contains microbrew beers with depressing names like Grim Reaper and Last Chance Lager. The other side holds milk, eggs, butter, and locally produced sodas, which come in red, pink, or blue. Their names are sweet enough to make my teeth hurt. Black Cherry Charmer. Wild Blueberry Fizz. Razzamatazzberry. I crave a Diet Coke.
Grumps stands next to a DVD rack and shakes a copy of the movie Smoke Signals at me. I watched this movie like a thousand times. Itâs about a couple of Indians who come from the boondocks out West, a place not all that different from this one. The movie is hysterical. I presume Grumps picked it off the rack because thereâs a pretty Indian woman on the cover.
âWe ainât got no way to play movies,â he says. âBut help yourself to the books.â He continues staring at his DVD. âThey loan them out, here, like a library.â
I rifle through the yellowed books that smell like my dad and review their titles. Not a bestseller in the bunch. Theyâre about local subject matter with titles like Logging the Modern Way , How to Dress a Moose in Thirty Minutes , and Foraging for Beginners . I choose one called Wabanaki Tales . The introduction says âWabanaki means âpeople of the dawn land.â It refers to the ancient confederacy of the Miâkmaq, Maliseet, Passamaquoddy, Abenaki and Penobscot tribes of the northeastern United States.â
At least he didnât make up the word. Iâm hoping the text might tell me something about Grumpsâ big âsecret.â
I start to read an Indian story about how a bear saved all the people of the northeast woodlands.
Grumps clears his throat, makes a fake pompous face, and imitates my fatherâs professor voice. âIâm glad to see you researching your heritage.â He points to my book. âBut donât believe anything in there. A book canât teach you our real Indian traditionsâexcuse me, what your Ph.D. mother calls Native American or Indigenous lifeways. You donât want to read about our people in books by folks who get their information secondhand. Theyâre all gobbledygook. All you need are these woods for a true Indian education.â He leans backward. âBooks are misleading when it comes to our ancient stories. Too many people believe what they say, literallyâlike some of your lunatic relations.â
I assume heâs talking about my dad, whoâs chasing down Russian bear legends from old books. I tuck the book under my arm, debating whether or not to borrow it. I donât want to put it back, mainly because Grumps made fun of it. But he is right about Dad. I follow him to the meat section, which turns out to be nothing but a dented chest freezer full of Ziploc bags, with labels like ârabbit parts,â and âground moose.â Venison suddenly sounds as ordinary as hamburger.
Grumps pulls aside a guy in a blood-splattered white coat who is carrying a cleaver. He mumbles something to my grandfather about the âstash out back.â Thanks to my slaughterhouse apartment, Iâm not big on blood and so feeling green, not to mention this guy makes me think Iâm in the middle of a crack deal. Three minutes later, the same blood-splattered manâwho I hope to God is a butcherâslaps a fresh turkey on a piece of brown butcher paper at the checkout counter along with a half dozen bunches of bananas and two sealed boxes, marked âElmwood.â A list, scotch-taped to one box, says,
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