and put her up against your average city man in a fightâand itâs likely the pioneer woman will win. Fourteen-, fifteen-hour days of the kind of hard labor you rarely get even in most prisonsâshe may be slim,she may look feminine as hell when sheâs gussied up for a barn dance, but underestimate her at your peril.
Then she was kissing me on the forehead and saying, âThank you so much. I just want to learn the truth.â
âSo do I.â
She turned and walked out of the room. For a moment my eyes watched her slender, but very female, backside. But then my gaze drifted up to the wheelchair. I wanted to see if I could improve on my top speed.
But firstâ¦a nap.
Chapter 7
T wo days later, I left the hospital. My gun arm remained in the sling, my knees trembled sometimes, and I had a vague headache.
I put on a pretty good show for the townspeople who saw me make my uncertain way down the hospital steps and onto the sidewalk. A few people walked very wide of me, as if whatever I had just might be contagious. A few of them politely stepped aside to let me dodder my way past them. The hospital had urged me to let one of their people accompany me. But pride wouldnât let me. Who the hell couldnât survive a minor gunshot wound? Apparently, I couldnât, not with any stamina or grace, anyway. I stumbled once, falling to my knee as if I were proposing marriage to a ravishing ghost woman nobody but I could see. Another time, drained, I fell against a hitching rack and stayed there for a good three or four minutes. But finally, and for no reason I could figure out, I got some serious strength back. I didnât wobble nearly as much, the cloudiness of my vision cleared up, and I even managed to get a few smiles from passing pretty women as I doffed my hat.
The first thing I did was go to the café where Iâd had the good steak the other night. I ate a slab of meat as close to raw as I could get without making the cook sick. Iâm a believer in the curative powers of animal blood.
The serving woman started smiling at me as I kept asking her for more bread and then a few more potatoes and then just a wee bit more beef. She was ahead of me in the dessert department. She brought forth a slice of chocolate cake that had to exhaust her just to carry. She set it down in front of me, along with a clean fork, and watched me begin to attack that cake with a passion I usually saved for the bedroom.
She laughed. âYou been lost in the mountains, have you?â
âPretty close. Lost in a hospital.â
âWell, youâre makinâ up for lost time today.â
The second thing I did was stop in a store and buy myself a shirt. I traveled with three. But the one with the bullet holes needed replacing. The clerk said that I should try and buy a shirt that went with my sling, but I said that that didnât matter to me. I hoped to have the shirt a whole lot longer than I had the sling.
âYou have some kind of hunting accident, did you?â he said. âI mean thatâs a gunshot wound, isnât it?â
Wasnât any of his damned business. âBear.â
âBear?â
âUh-huh. Took a big bite out of my shoulder.â
âMy Lord, that musta hurt.â
âWell, it did a little bit. But the bear was worse off than I was.â
âYou shoot him, did you?â He was eager for the whole story.
âNope. Bit him right back. Right on the same spot on his shoulder that he bit me on mine.â I smiled big and wide and crazy. You know how bullshitters smile. âI guess I surprised him so much he just skedaddled out of the camp Iâd made and never bothered me again.â
The clerk didnât have much to say after that. He wrote up my order and seemed mighty relieved when I left. Maybe he was afraid Iâd take a big bite out of his shoulder.
The third thing I did was go back to my hotel. Not to my room, but to the