thatâs when Galleria pounces.
âYo, Doâ Re Mi, weeza in the house, pleeza, weeza!â she exclaims, hugging me and jumping up and down. I wait for Galleria to stop, so she can tell me why sheâs so amped. Only this morning, she looked like she needed fifty cups of mochaccino (her favorite Italian coffee) to get her flow goingâyou know what Iâm saying?
âWe got into the competition!â she yells, and then starts taking deep breaths to calm down.
âWord!â I say, bugging my eyes, âcuz now Iâm getting amped, too!
Chanel comes outside to meet us, and Galleria puts on the same cheetah-certified show. â
Hola
, granola! Weeza in the house, weeza in the house!â
Chuchie starts jumping up and down, screaming. She doesnât even ask what Galleria is talking about. Sometimes the two of them communicate without saying a word, you know what Iâm saying?
Even though Iâm happy, I feel that stabbing pain in my chest againâyou know, kinda like my heart is cracked in pieces. Those two are bound till death, the dynamic duo, yo. Theyâre just letting me be part of
their
crew. Theyâre more like sisters than any sister Iâll ever have, I bet.
All of a sudden, Chanel starts hugging me too. Whew. That makes me feel a little better, like Iâm part of our crew after all. I take a deep breath, and wait for Galleria to give us the details about next Saturday.
âItâs a good thing we just performed in the New Talent Showcase,â Galleria says excitedly, ââcuz we are definitely ready to battle with Freddyââ
âOr any divette with a microphoneââcuz when we ârock it to the beat, itâs rocked to the doggy bone,ââ Chanel joins in, singing the lyrics from Galleriaâs song âWoof, There It Is.â I join in for a chorus, as we walk to Moâ Betta Burger on Eighth Avenue to get our grub on.
When we get there, Galleria fills us in on the âDivetteâ scoop. âWe have a microphone check at three oâclock Saturday and the doors open at seven P.M.â
âAre the divettes representing from other places?â I ask, curious. See, when we performed in Def Duck Recordsâ New Talent Showcase in Los Angeles, they had groups from all over the country.
âNo doubt about the East Coast clout,â Galleria says, nodding her head. âThis is a regional contest, but the competition finals are gonna be held in the Big Apple, too, you know what Iâm saying? Because theyâre not playingâthey know the winner is probably gonna come from the East Coast.â
Galleria bops along with a satisfied smirk. She is so sure that we are gonna blow up our spots. âWe have to be there at six sharp for the performance.â
âWeâll be there or be T-square,â I say, bopping along, too.
âWhat are we gonna sing?â Chuchie asks.
Oh, no, I think. Here we go again, with the drama over who gets to write our songs.
âWhy, Chuchie?â Bubbles asks. âHave you written one we should memorize overnight and perform on Saturday,
so we can lose the competition
!â Like I said, these two are like sisters, Galleria can tell when Chanel has a few hedgehog tricks up her sleeve.
âWhat happened?â Chanel exclaims, like she always does when she gets flustered. âNo, I havenât written any songs,
babosa
, but I thought maybe we could sing the one we wrote togetherââItâs Raining Benjamins.ââ
Actually, Galleria told me that Chanel only wrote one line in the whole song, but I canât blame Chanel for trying. She just wants to feel like she has âBig Willyâ skills too.
âChuchie, we
are
going to perform âItâs Raining Benjaminsââbut not on Saturday. We need more time to practice it and work out a routine or something.â Galleria crosses her arms in front of her,