myself dragooned, powerless to resist the authority that being a justice of the peace gave her. I also knew that she always had to be fierce and must never let her guard down, because being severe was what her job was all about.
Our association had begun when I was eight years old and in my third year of primary school. My sentence began when my class made its first excursion to the town library. Miss Lenoir-Jourdan made us sit cross-legged on the polished Tassie oak floor where, in turn, each one of us was required to shout out our names which, to our dismay, she entered in a big ledger-type book. We hadnât even done anything wrong and already we were being tagged and identified for future criminal reference. When it came my turn I called out, âJacko McKenzie, miss!â
Her head jerked up from the book and, removing her glasses slowly, she glared at me. âJacko? Jacko is not a name, boy!â
âYes it is, miss. Itâs what I got being christened.â
âNo, thatâs not correct. You are Jack, plain Jack. Now you will say your name again, this time correctly.â
âJack McKenzie, miss,â I mumbled, my eyes fixed on my knees. It didnât sound right, it was as if suddenly Iâd been transformed into someone else.
âSo, I see we have a McKenzie,â she said. âThe seed thatâs widely and carelessly scattered on this godforsaken island.â
âNo, miss,â I corrected her, âweâre not farmers, me dadâs a fisherman.â
A hint of a smile appeared on her lips. âMy goodness! Could it be possible that weâve spawned an intelligent McKenzie at long last?â
She was wrong again. Being from a fishing family I knew what the word âspawnedâ meant, but I also knew that Mum had frequently and clearly stated our position on the island. âNo, miss, four generations of McKenzies and Kellys and we still havenât produced anyone worth a pinch of the proverbial!â I said, repeating Mumâs oft-spoken words.
âThe proverbial? I say, what a big word from a small boy!â
âIt means shit , miss,â I explained.
All the kids laughed and Nicole Lenoir-Jourdan suddenly appeared to have sucked on a slice of very sour lemon. âSilence!â she shouted. âThatâs quite enough!â Then she added, âJack McKenzie, I shall be calling your teacher!â
Throughout the next day at school I waited in fear for the wrath to come. Here I was only eight and the justice of the peace already had me marked down for sentencing. When the final bell went, our teacher, Mrs Reilly, called as usual âClass dismissed!â But then she added, âJacko, wait back a moment, please.â This was it, the beginning of the end. I wasnât sure what Iâd done other than be forced to change into a different person, but whatever it was there was going to be no escape. âJacko, you have to report to the town library,â she instructed.
âWhen, miss?â I asked anxiously.
âWhy right now on your way home, of course. Miss Lenoir-Jourdan is expecting you. I hope itâs a nice surprise.â
âSurprise, my arse!â I thought. Sheâs wrote all our names in that big book and Iâm the first to be dealt with by the fierce justice of the peace. When Iâd returned home from school the previous day Iâd confirmed with my mother that my name really was Jack. If Miss Lenoir-Jourdan knew stuff about me I didnât know myself, then what else did she know?
âAh, Jack McKenzie,â she said, looking up from her desk as I knocked on the open door to her office. âYouâve come.â
âYes, miss.â
âSit!â she commanded, indicating the chair in front of her desk. I did as I was told, sitting with my head bowed grimly, clutching the arms of the chair. She continued writing but eventually looked up and removed her glasses, a gesture that
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