Free Bad Boy Revelation (Alpha Bad Boy Book 1) by Sloane Howell Page A

and have some grandkids."  He starts mocking me in a concerned tone.  "When are you going to settle down, Herbert?  Find a nice young woman to marry and give your poor mother some grandbabies?  When are you going to stop banging the jezebels and repent of your sins?"
    Good lord, I'm laughing my ass off.  I have to change the subject.
    "So, you gonna make a run at Hannah?"
    "Are you?"
    "Oh, I dunno, maybe."
    "Then no."
    "What?  Why?  You don't want to compete with this?"  I give my abs a quick rub.
    He looks at me like I'm stupid, this should be great.
    "Let me break this down for you—"
    I can't wait to hear this high-level analysis of our sexual prowess.
    "Now take me, I'm a solid B plus—an 8.5 if you will—in the sack, hell, maybe even an A minus if I trim the ol' dick beard up and give the illusion of an extra inch or two.  Herbert Hannover is the fucking Good Will Hunting of banging.  Why would I go up against him?  Sorry, I don't fuck from a position of weakness."
    "Oh, we're using poker analogies now?"
    "Exactly, sir!  Poke her analogies to be precise."
    We both start laughing uncontrollably and people are staring.  We don't care at this point.  He continues, barely able to keep a straight face.
    "One does not follow up Herbert Hannover in the bedroom.  It's a Newtonian law of coitus."
    "A what?"
    "I'm not about to look like an amateur, fucking your left overs.  You're an impossible standard to live up to."  He breaks out his Emperor Palpatine voice.  It's creepy and eerily precise.  "Search your feelings Herbert, you will know it to be true."
    Jesus Christ, this guy.  I can't stop laughing.
    "You're a crazy fuck.  Anyway, I better get back to work.  Great catching up, let's grab drinks next week," I say.
    "Let's do it."
    I start to walk away and I hear, "Love you, buddy."
    "Love you too," I say, shaking my head.
     
    ***
     
    I'm sitting at my desk going through paperwork, wanting to blow my brains out.  I look up and Tommy was not lying.  Hannah is walking by.  At about five-foot-six her height is the only thing average about her.  She has blonde hair and blue eyes, tan, absolutely gorgeous.  She has on a pair of khakis that shape her ass and hips perfectly, with a tight-fitting red shirt that showcases a set of perky 34C breasts but still leaves a little to the imagination.
    I glance up and see Tommy in the distance.  His hands are on his desk and he is pretending to jackhammer his desk drawer.  I damn near shoot water out of my nose as Hannah walks up to me.
    "Are you Joel?"
    I choke a little, but quickly recover.
    "I am, nice to meet you.  You must be the new intern."
    She blushes a little, they usually do.  It's not my fault.
    "Yeah, for the week anyway.  It's an assignment for class.  I have some files for you."
    She sets them down.  I'm now very interested.  I usually have a rule about not shitting where I eat.  No office hook-ups.  The last thing I need is to feel awkward every time I'm at work.  Interns are an entirely different story, as long as they aren't someone's daughter.  I do have limits.  But the others, well, I feel they deserve some kind of parting gift.
    "Well that's cool, should look good on your resume."
    "That's what I'm hoping," she says with a 'please fuck me' smile.
    "So do you know someone in the office?  How'd you end up here?"
    It's time to gather some intelligence.
    "No, it's all set up through the college.  Maybe you could show me around?  I don't really know anyone."
    Oh, I'm going to show you something.
    "Well, I'm a little busy today.  Maybe we can grab a drink after work?  I can tell you all about the place."
    "Oh my gosh, that would be great.  I'm so nervous.  It's my first real work experience.  I don't want to screw it up," she says, lightly biting one of her nails.
    "No worries, you'll fit in just fine."
    I eye that perfect ass again.  I'll fit in you just fine.
    "Why don't you meet me at my desk around 4:30?  I know a place we