know about it, but I do. Larry Petrillo told me; now thereâs a nice guy, even though he keeps extending the medieval period well into the Renaissance. Anyway, it was certainly going to be Haycock; I donât know who it will be now.â
âLear syndrome?â I hated to ask, but I thought Iâd better; it might be a clue. I could have waited and asked Kateâthat might have been the sensible thing to do âbut he seemed to welcome the question. Anyway, my instinct told me to keep away from the chairman question now; it sounded like a good motive, and I wanted to learn more about it before taking it up.
âNo reason you should know about Lear. Youâre a detective, not a scholar, my dear. I wonât ask what you majored in in college. Lear, whether through senility or the compassion of old age, gave his kingdom away to his nasty daughters. You see the relevance.â
âOf course. And he didnât give any part to his good daughter, because she wouldnât tell him she loved him. Sorry to have been so slow in catching on.â Iâd seen
Lear
once on television, just the beginning, but I didnât see any point in mentioning that.
âYou show promise; donât apologize. Theyâre all afraid of nasty women taking over, all except David Lermann; itâs the new theoretical lingo he objects to. He thinks anyone who even mentions theory has defiled the language and should be shot. Neither Tony nor Catherine went in for theory in a big way, but they didnât refuse to acknowledge it. Lermann called them illiterate; so did Haycock.â
âBut I thought only tenured professors came to those faculty meetings.â
âLermann is tenured, even though heâs an assistant professor. He got de facto tenure. Somebody in the administration was nodding, and he taught here long enough to get automatic tenure. The old boys were so outraged that theyâve never given him a promotion. He isnât really stodgy, except about the English language; he hasnât published anything, but the students love him. Youâd think he might resent the other tenured men, but no âheâs really the sweetest guy in the world. He ought to have been promoted, but around here, no chance.â
âIt all sounds, well, rather, well, not what youâd expect from college professors.â I was really getting nervous, and worrying if maybe the old boy was indeed losing his marbles.
âDonât take it from me,â he said cheerfully, reading my mind. âAsk around; find out for yourself. Youâll see Iâm right.â
âIâm sure I will. Who do you think killed Professor Haycock?â
âJust about anybody, Iâd say. Nobody around here is very lovable, but Charles took offensiveness to a new level. Iâd say your problem in finding the murderer, if any, is going to be a challenging one. Everyone had the opportunity; everyone had a motive; perhaps getting the means wasnât too hard.â
âMight he have killed himself ?â
âCharles? Never. Besides, if heâd decided to kill himself, heâd have done it so that someone was the obvious suspect. No, I think you can dismiss suicide; the police seem to have done so.â
âWhat was your motive?â
âEasy, my dear. He wanted to be chairman and so did I. I thought with him out of the way, theyâd have to settle for me, Lear syndrome or not. I thought the chairmanship would be a nice way to end my long career.â
He smiled saying this, and while I was trying to interpret his words, a student came to the door. I stood up and said my farewells.
âCome again anytime, my dear,â he said. âCome in, Mr. Franklin; still puzzled by
Hamlet
, are we? What exactly do you find troublesome?â
I left them to it, and went to ask Dawn if anyone else had come back to the office. She told me that Antonia Lansbury was probably still in her office,