Free Killing Pretty by Richard Kadrey Page B

out.”
    â€œHe was even worse when he didn’t have a body.”
    â€œWhat?”
    â€œNothing.”
    Marlowe holds up his glass for another drink.
    â€œListen, I know buyers with way too much money on their hands. I won’t charge for the reading if you tell me where you got the knife.”
    â€œSure. From a murder scene.”
    He shakes his head.
    â€œIt doesn’t make sense. That’s the first thing I would have felt.”
    â€œBut you didn’t and that’s all I need to know for now.”
    â€œIf you find out who hexed the knife, I’ll pay you for the name.”
    â€œMaybe. I do enjoy the company of money.”
    Carlos sets the martini down in front of Marlowe.
    When he reaches for it, his hand goes limp. He knocks the glass over. It falls to the floor and he goes down with it, his body rigid and convulsing.
    I remember something about turning choking ­people on their sides, so I roll him over. Carlos comes around the bar and hands me a small blue bottle.
    â€œGet that down his throat,” he says.
    I roll Marlowe onto his back and pry his jaws apart enough to pour in a syrupy orange potion that smells like cat piss and bubble gum.
    It takes a minute for the convulsing to stop. I roll him back onto his side and soon he’s breathing normally.
    He opens his eyes and looks around, realizes he’s on the floor, and sits up.
    â€œWhat happened?”
    â€œYou dosed yourself, jackass, when you licked the knife.”
    â€œI take back the offer. Keep that thing away from me.”
    I get his shoulders and wrestle him to his feet. There’s a crowd around us, but Carlos gets them back to their tables and drinking again. I set Marlowe on a bar stool. Carlos gives him a glass of water and he gulps it down. I wait for him to finish.
    â€œDid you see anything when you were unconscious?”
    He takes a long breath and lets it out.
    â€œYeah,” he says. “It felt like I was dying and someone was coming for me.”
    â€œYou mean, like Death?”
    He rolls the glass between his hands.
    â€œThat’s the weird part. I knew it should be, I felt like it, but it wasn’t Death. It was someone else.”
    â€œYou mean ‘something.’ ”
    â€œNo. Some one .”
    I take the glass out of his hands and set it on the bar.
    â€œYou should go home.”
    He looks at me, still woozy.
    â€œI’m billing you for a cab, too.”
    â€œFine. But you owe Carlos for the potion that brought you around.”
    He takes out his wallet and slaps it on the bar. The leather is so expensive it looks like it came off an angel’s backside.
    â€œTake what you want,” he tells Carlos.
    He turns to me.
    â€œAnd you, get the fuck away from me. Don’t talk to me and don’t ever bring me any of your poison shit again.”
    Carlos already has his phone out. He pushes Marlowe’s wallet back at him. I reach over to get it, but knock it off the bar. I pick it up from the floor and hand it to him.
    â€œThere’s a cab on the way,” Carlos says. “Keep your money. The potion is a business expense. Better that than dead ­people piled up in the bar.”
    Marlowe pushes himself up and starts to go outside to wait for the cab. He stops by the door.
    â€œI saw one other thing, Stark.”
    â€œWhat’s that?”
    He steadies himself with a hand on the wall.
    â€œIt knows you’re looking for it. Whatever that knife is, it knows about you.”
    Marlowe gives me the finger and goes outside.
    Carlos wipes the spilled drink off the bar. I sit down and Brigitte comes over.
    She says, “This is exactly what I was talking about. What just happened isn’t something Chihiro should have to hear from me.”
    She goes back to her friends and I take out my phone.
    â€œHi,” Candy says after a ­couple of rings.
    â€œHow’s our friend?”
    â€œWhat do you think? Still asleep.