phone came out, with a doofy stylus for notes.
âYeah. Just like him. And we arenât the only ones. Bin Ladenâs hiding at his granâs house, too. Youâre not really a reporter, are you?â
He colored. His eyelashes were long like both Roskosâ but bold and feathery and dark. Further evidence of an unjust universe: no mascara in the world could get her that look. âIâm an intern,â he admitted. âI start at Rice this fall.â
âThatâs nice, I guess.â A curtain rustled in the Rosko house. Little Ty, playing secret agent. Mona Rosko, wishing that strapping fellow would kiss the dyke and cure her already.
âItâs a good school. Iâm looking forward to it.â His blush receded and his grin returned. Like Rocky, he had an underbite. Ten bucks said that on the way from his eardrums to his brain her thatâs nice turned into a breathless, mushy, Sierra-to-Rocky-style omigosh-youâre-smart . A breeze rattled the chimes on a neighborâs porch and a quick, deep damn! carried from the golf course. âIâm doing a follow-up on that kid whoâs been hiding out.â Nicky made Tyson sound like a cops-and-robbers bandit. âThis is his street.â
âI know that. I told you I wasnât stupid.â
âHave you met them?â
She shrugged.
âYou have. Do you think you could throw me a quote?â
âIsnât the Crier sending someone real?â
Nicky examined his hands, front and back. âIâm pretty sure I am real.â
That was kind of funny, actually.
But Lily knew the formulae.
Laugh and itâs encouragement.
Say Iâm not interested and hear back bitch .
And half the time heâll take the Godâs honest Iâll-never-be-interested-no-offense-itâs-a-question-of-chromosomes truth as a challenge.
The other half heâll ask to watch.
âMy granâs waiting. Iâve got to go.â
âCâmon.â He took a quick step toward her. âLook. I was on the paper all through high school. I made editor my junior year. I got into Rice early decision.â He rolled his eyes. âAnd Iâm spending my summer doing jack-all for an editor I caught using the wrong there twice.â
âOur school paper did that once in a headline.â She hadnât actually noticed, but her English teacher had gone on about it.
âThe guyâs a sleepwalker. Heâs got no idea Iâm out here. But I figure, if I write up something good I might get to do something this summer besides watch my ex-girlfriend play FarmVille. Help a guy out? Iâm dying.â
The way he threw up his hands reminded her of Gran.
âThat doesnât sound so bad,â Lily said. âMucking around online all day.â She was pitiful. Her hand made the shape it would take to hold her iPhone.
âIâm dying,â he said again.
The emphasis on the first syllable reminded her of Sierra.
If she let her eyes blur, he didnât look like Rocky at all.
Lily knew what people thought of her. Even before Miss Titty Tattlecakesâ sob story. Sheâd overheard her parents. Dad to Mom: Who knows, maybe someday sheâll do a post on how not to be shallow. Mom to Dad: Thatâs mean. Sheâs so confident now. Itâs helped her come into her own. Lily to parentals, if only she were actually confident: Itâs the opposite of shallow. Shallow would be hoarding her know-how. Lipstick helped girls across the country, girls across the Atlantic even. It wasnât an exaggeration to call it an essential service. Knowing you look good frees your mind for so many other things.
Like doing actual freaking good.
âTyâs a sweetie,â she said. Sweetie would get better play than one-of-those-creepy-kids-who-seem-forty. âEpic sweetie pie.â
âYou mean the kid?â
âYeah. Tyson Rosko.â The papers didnât even have his