can survive on swamp gas.â
He sighed. âItâs my duty to come abruptly to the point, for your gentle consideration. In a nutshell, I propose matrimony. It is the one sure defense against the unjust fate that is gathering on the horizon. Now, that is certainly a remarkable proposition, coming out of the blue, but bear with me. By acquiring a husband, especially one who will act as a knight, you will be assured of safety and security.â
âAnd youâll be assured of my mine.â
âAh, of course you would suppose that. But marriage is share and share alike. Your good fortune is my good fortune, and vice versa. In exchange for my interest in the mine, you would be stoutly defended against predators circling you like rabid wolves.â
She was, actually, enjoying this.
âNow, about delicate things, madam. While you are the fairest flower of Edinburgh, and you make my heart and other organs quiver, I should be content with a marriage of convenience, at least until you discover in me the knightly qualities that might win your approbation.â
âDo you like haggis?â she asked. âIf not, your goose is cooked.â
âI am not familiar with it, madam.â
âThen your goose is cooked.â
âNow, madam, there is more. If you should fail to welcome me to your bosom, there is always the possibility that my services might be employed by one or another of those who would like to find a shortcut to the McPhee gold. Now, Iâm not saying I would succumb to such employment, but you see, the longer I wait, and the greater the distance between us, the larger the temptation.â
âTo circle me like a rabid wolf.â
âNot I, madam, but my clients, who might use my considerable skills to find the wedge that will split your defenses wide open. Worse, if you employ that shotgun in some way not countenanced by law and civility, and it results in injury, you might face a court verdict that is many times what the McPhee Mine is worth. So all this takes some consideration.â
âHow many widows have you fleeced so far?â she asked.
âThere is a dire shortage of widows in Montana Territory,â he said. âYou are a great rarity. This is a land of single males, many from abroad, who will send for their wives or sweethearts in due course. You are the true gold mine. Mineral is abundant in the territory, but a good, seasoned, experienced widow is pure bullion.â
âI can think of other things that Iâm pure of,â she said.
He sighed, gently. âNow of course I understand perfectly how you must feel about me, about my proposal. A perfect stranger comes up the mountain proposing holy matrimony, and with an eye on your gold mine. Now hear this. I affirm it. My virtue is that Iâm transparent. My every design is clear. That means you know the man youâre dealing with, know what my plans are, and you wonât have to deal with some secretive, silent, sly bamboozler full of nasty surprises. Here I am.â He doffed his bowler and settled it gently over his dark hair. âThink about it,â he said. âScots thinkers are very superior.â
âHorsepucky,â she said.
âWould you mind if I meandered around a bit? I should like to see the mine that has become the object of my lusts,â he said.
âAnd what are you going to do? Snatch some ore so you can have it assayed?â
âNot a bad idea,â he said. âNo, I thought Iâd see if the corner cairns are properly in place, so that if you should turn me down I might have legal grounds to invalidate your claim under federal law. I fancy myself as a mine-robber.â
âWhy do I like you?â she asked. âGo right ahead.â
âWeâre two of a kind,â he said, clambering into the buggy. âNow, if I can urge this dray up that grade, Iâll see the McPhee.â
The buggy horse pushed into his collar and