stepped into the post office with Pewter on his heels. Maude Bly Modena rummaged around in her box, while Harry was in the back.
âHi, Maudie.â
âHi, Fair.â Maude thought Fair a divine-looking man. Most women did.
âHarry!â
âWhat?â The voice filtered out from the back door.
âI brought you some Cokes.â
âThree hundred thirty-threeââthe door openedââbecause thatâs what you owe me.â Harry appreciated his gesture more than she showed.
Fair shoved the six-pack across the counter.
Pewter hollered,
âMrs. Murphy, where are you?â
Tucker walked over and touched noses with Pewter, who liked dogs very much.
âIâm counting rubber bands. What do you want?â
Mrs. Murphy replied.
Harry grabbed the Cokes off the counter. âMrs. Murphy, what have you done?â
âI havenât done anything,â
the cat protested.
Harry appealed to Fair. âYouâre a veterinarian. You explain this.â She pointed to the rubber bands tossed about the floor.
Maude leaned over the counter. âIsnât that cute? They get into everything. My mother once had a calico that played with toilet paper. Sheâd grab the end of the roll and run through the house with it.â
âThatâs nothing.â
Pewter one-upped her:
âCazenovia, the cat at Saint Paulâs Church, eats communion wafers.â
âPewter wants on the counter.â Fair thought the meow meant that. He lifted her onto the counter, where she rolled on her back and also rolled her eyes.
The humans thought this was adorable and fussed over her. Mrs. Murphy, boiling with disgust, jumped onto the counter and spat in Pewterâs face.
âJealousyâs the same in any language.â Fair laughed and continued to pet Pewter, who had no intention of relinquishing center stage.
Tucker moaned on the floor.
âI canât see anything down here.â
Mrs. Murphy walked to the edge of the counter.
âWhat are you good for, Tee Tucker, with those short stubby legs?â
âI can dig up anything, even a badger.â
Tucker smiled.
âWe donât have any badgers.â
Pewter now rolled from side to side and purred so loudly the deaf could appreciate her vocal abilities. The humans were further enchanted.
âDonât push your luck, Pewter,â
Tucker warned.
âJust because youâve got the big head over knowing what happened before we did doesnât mean you can come in here and make fun of me.â
âThis is the most affectionate cat Iâve ever seen.â Maude tickled Pewterâs chin.
âSheâs also the fattest cat youâve ever seen,â
Mrs. Murphy growled.
âDonât be ugly,â Harry warned the tiger.
âDonât be ugly.â
Pewter mocked the human voice.
Mrs. Murphy paced the counter. A mail bin on casters rested seven feet from the counter top. She gathered herself and arched off the counter, smack into the middle of the mail bin, sending it rolling across the floor.
Maude squealed with delight and Fair clapped his hands together like a boy.
âShe does that all the time. Watch.â Harry trotted up behind the now-slowing cart and pushed Mrs. Murphy around the back of the post office. She made choo-choo sounds when she did it. Mrs. Murphy popped her head over the side, eyes big as eight balls, tail swishing.
âNow this is fun!â
the cat declared.
Pewter, still being petted by Maude, was soured by Mrs. Murphyâs audacious behavior. She put her head on the counter and closed her eyes. Mrs. Murphy might be bold as brass but at least Pewter behaved like a lady.
Maude leafed through her mail as she rubbed Pewterâs ears. âI hate that!â
âAnother bill? Or how about those appeals for money in envelopes that look like old Western Union telegrams? I really hate that.â Harry continued to push Mrs. Murphy