corner, I could see that Emma was walking with them toward the main office door. Thatâs where Counselor Case had her office.
âHey, itâs Payton! And hi, English teacher lady!â Mason yelled. âHey, Payton! Guess what? We were guinea pigs!â
Mason crouched down on the floor and pretended to be a guinea pig.
âAlthough we didnât have conclusive results,â Jason said. âRight, Emma? Right, Emma?â
Emma looked pained. âWe were learning about probability,â she said. âSo I had them do an experiment on the odds of one of them reading the otherâs mind. Purely unscientific, of course.â
âHow did it go?â Mrs. Burkle asked.
âWheeet! Wheeet!â Mason did what I think was supposed to be a guinea pig noise imitation. âWe beat the odds.â
âWe had seventy-four percent accuracy!â Jason said.
âWhat does that mean?â I asked.
âNothing,â Emma grumbled. âIt was just a game.â
âIt means we have twin ESP!â Mason whooped and stood up. âE! S! P! E! S! P!â he chanted.
âAnd it means I have a headache,â Emma groaned,putting her hand to her forehead. âHi, Mrs. Burkle.â
âBoys, would you chivalrously hold the door for us since our hands are full?â Mrs. Burkle asked. Jason pushed the door open, and we all walked in.
I put the box down where Mrs. Burkle set hers just as Counselor Case came out.
âHello, Bertha. Hey, gang. I thought I heard my sweet boys,â Counselor Case said. âThey were sweet for you, Emma, werenât they?â
âI can answer that! I can read Emmaâs mind,â Jason said. âSheâs thinking no! Mason was not sweet, but Jason was.â
âNuh-uh,â Mason said. âSheâs thinking Mason is sweeeeet. And better-looking.â
âYes, thatâs exactly what I was thinking,â Emma sighed. âYou both do have ESP. I donât need to do any further experiments.â
âI knew it!â the boys said.
âI think she was being sarcastic,â Counselor Case said.
âThis sounds like a fascinating experiment,â Mrs. Burkle said. âIt could make a good news story for VOGS as a follow-up story to our trip to the Multipalooza.â
âThe twins and multiples festival?â Counselor Case asked.
âYes, Iâm proposing that VOGS travel to the festival next weekend to tape a feature,â Mrs. Burkle said.
âIâd love to hear more about this,â Counselor Case said. âIs it for kids?â
âYeah, they have a kids division,â I said. Then I caught Emmaâs face. Oops. Maybe I shouldnât have mentioned that.
âWonderful! Coach and I will have to bring the boys,â Counselor Case said.
âFabulous, and we can feature Mason and Jason in the VOGS cast,â Mrs. Burkle said. âWe can show older twins mentoring younger twins.â
âPerhaps we can all caravan together,â Counselor Case said.
âI want to ride in a car with Emma!â Jason said. âWe can do spelling bee words the whole way.â
â I call sitting next to Emma,â Mason said. âCan I bring Mascot?â
âI need to get out of here,â Emma whispered to me in a strangled voice.
Emma was Masonâd and Jasonâd out, that was for sure.
âLook at the time!â Emma said. âPayton and I need to catch our late bus. So, bye, everyone!â
âMaybe Emma can sit in between us on the ride,âJason was saying. âIf we take Dadâs car, itâs real squishy in the back. Emma can sit on the hump!â
âFlee,â Emma said under her breath. And we fled.
âSorry about that,â I said to Emma as we headed down the hallway.
âOh, you know I like Mason and Jason,â Emma said. âIn small doses. Chaperoned by their parents. Without a gecko. And if possible, fifty feet
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