couldnât, they would rather hate
âthem.â It was fun.
The more Ritz outed or exposed celebrities, the larger her
audience grew. Ritz discovered this phenomenon by accident
one night, but the formula was perfected by Chas, the former
party promoter privy to scandals that could take down giants.
âGirl, you better put that champagne down and get ready
for Mariah,â Chas said. âShe just got out of her limo and is on
her way up as we speak.â
âRelax, baby boy,â Ritz cooed. âYou know mama is
always
ready.â
The final commercial played and the red âOn Airâ sign lit
up. Ritz was ready on cue.
âWelcome back to the
Excursion
, everyone. Buckle up for
safety!â
Mariah burst in the door, bodyguards and entourage in
tow, carrying a couple of bags from Bergdorfâs and a few blue
bags from Tiffanyâs.
âOooooh! Itâs Mimi, everyone! Welcome Mariah Carey to
the show!â said Ritz, as Aaron played applause under the introduction and the intro of her latest hit single. âAnd as
usual, the diva is bearing gifts. How much do I love you?!â
The two exchanged air kisses on both cheeks as Mariah
took her seat in front of the mike.
âI heard you had Moët, and you canât drink it out of just
any old thing. So I stopped by Tiffanyâs to get us a couple of
glasses,â Mariah said.
âNow thatâs what Iâm talking about . . .â
8
WINTER GARDEN, FLORIDA
Tracee Remington reclined in her wicker chair on the balcony of her mini-mansion overlooking the ninth hole at
Stoney brook Westâa community built on a golf course. She
didnât play golf but she wanted a house with a view. The lush,
rolling greens and the rich golfers in their crisp golf outfits
were a pleasant sight for Tracee as she sipped her green tea.
She would have to pack soon, throw a few things in a bag,
and get readyâphysically and mentallyâto go back to New
York, or the âcesspool,â as she had begun to call it.
It had been a year since Tracee had been back in the Big
Apple, where sheâd left so much of herself. It had been a year
since she walked away from success and accolades to settle
into a life suited for octogenarians.
This part of Florida was coming up, but it was still very
slow. It wasnât South Beach, Miami. It wasnât quite Disney,
which was only a few miles away. This was the slow South.
People moved slowly, they talked slowly, they thought slowly.
And Tracee loved it. It was the perfect departure from the life
she left behind.
Every now and then, though, Tracee longed for New York,
like the time she went to pick up a laptop from Circuit City
near the Millenia Mall just outside of Orlando. The salesman, Robby, dragged himself over to help her. He bragged
about being in the platinum club, meaning he was a top salesman. But when Tracee asked to feel the weight of the laptop,
he had to get a manager for the keys.
âHeâs a good salesman, but I guess they donât trust him
with the keys,â Tracee thought.
She grabbed a seat when she realized that his âIâll be right
backâ actually meant fifteen minutes. When he came back,
he had the keys to unlock the display laptop but had to go
back and get the keys to get an actual new laptop from the
case below. Then Robby proceeded to tell Tracee about all of
the features and the free package of software. It came with
everything except Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPointâ
all of the programs she needed. Robby told her that he had a
master copy that he would burn for her, and he would have it
if she came back the next night and met him after he got off.
âAnd maybe I can take your sweet self out to dinner at Red
Lobster,â he said, flashing a smile with gold outlining his two
front teeth.
That was it. Tracee left without the laptop and had wasted
forty-five minutes of her
editor Elizabeth Benedict