skinâeven after valiantly trying grandfather Wongâs remedy of abstaining from potatoes for two entire months, during winter. (âToo much heatâ was his slow-coming explanation.) Now she would do the same with a swollen foot. Oh well, what can a soul do but try? It didnât warrant all her dotingâshe believed that living through children like some kind of leech was no better than staring mournfully at dusty old photographs. The whole she-bang was in fact easy to forget about: he didnât limp or complain and was not in the habit of parading around barefooted.
â Câest tout ,â she said to Winston one morning when he asked about the contents of her latest concoction. âIâm about to make a batch of cheddar scones, so itâs flour in the bowl this time. I thought Iâd make your coffee first. That okay?â Winston was surprised that Alberta would admit defeat so soon. He thought to feel slightedâhis own mother giving up on him, was nothing sacred?âbut reminded himself that he had no real faith in her brand of medicine.
âI wonder when,â he muttered. He crossed the room and ran an index finger along the days of the kitchen calendar. Having finished percolating Winstonâs coffee, Alberta was measuring leaves for her morning pot of tea. Grendel was stretched out at her feet; Alberta had dropped him a few dried catnip leaves, and after a spasm of activity the cat had settled into a euphoric slumber.
Winston spoke to her from across the room. âMother, this is going to be another permanent feature on me, like weak eyesight or dandruff in winter. It doesnât hurt, it doesnât change, itâs simply there. Nevertheless.â
âThatâs what I said when my hair began to thin out. âItâs just there,â or not there in my case, I suppose. Anyway, youâll always notice it,â Alberta held up an imaginary hand mirror and squinted. âIâm just a Gorgon without the snakes.â
âOh, Mother.â
âYouâre going to take another trip to the city?â
âI may make a weekend of it. See a show or two. Get you some more of that Lapsang Souchung, even though I canât fathom why you drink the noxious smoky stuff. Say, why donât you come along? We can make a weekend of it.â
âNow thereâs an idea, though itâs spring and Iâve made the switch out of Lapsang. Of course.â Her tone was snappish, suggesting that Winston was dumb as an auk. âBut youâre right, we could make a weekend of it. Itâs been too long since this old girl has done anything except slave at the stove.â Winston thought his mother was tart and vinegary this overcast morning.
With lips pursed and arms crossed, he turned to her. âYou poor so and so. Well, I hereby grant you manumission. For one weekend only, mind you. Todayâs your lucky day.â Winston realized that it had been years in fact since he and Alberta had spent a frivolous weekend away from the Bend. They talked of packing their luggage and taking a train or bus somewhere, but the actual trip never seemed to materialize.
Alberta improvised an African genuflection. âO massuh, you da bestest massuh evuh.â
Fully grinning, he returned his attention to the calendar. âIâll have to make a long distance call to the hotel and doctor this time. Letâs hope thereâs a space in his appointment book.â
She walked to the sink and stared out the window. She exclaimed, âWell, Iâm going to have to air out my glad-rags. At the very least. Theyâve been stuffed in a corner of my closet so long they are as wrinkled as all get outâI donât even have to look. Letâs hope thereâs no mould and that the moths havenât had a field day.â
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âYouâre turning into quite the city slicker.â He looked up to see Delilah at the