expect heâd want all outdoors for it, why?â
âWell,â I said, âyou know we rented the big house next to the fire station, beginning the first of the month, and we havenât any furniture for it, and . . .â
âWell, bless my soul, if I ainât gettinâ simpler minded by the year! âCourse you need furniture! Now what was the matter with my head that I didnât think about it? And there ainât no reason Dickie Maddox couldnât sell the old ladyâs stuff for most anything he was offered. Let me see . . . let me see. Funeralâs goinâ to be up to the Baptist Church at ten oâclock, ainât it? If things was so I could get away from the store tomorrow morninâ . . .â
âI could take care of the store for you,â I told him. âMother will always write me a note if I have to stay out of school for something important.â
âHmmmm, hmmmm. Donât doubt me you could do it for a couple of hours in a pinch; how many beans in a quart?â
âA pound and fourteen ounces,â I told him.
âHow much is kerosene?â
âFourteen cents a gallon, but eight cents for half a gallon,â I said.
âWell, well, well. Learninâ fast, ainât you? Best to get on with washinâ them windows; timeâs a-flyinâ. Just might happen Iâll take in old Grandma Maddoxâs funeralâainât seen or heard tell of Dickie in moreân twenty-five yearsâdonât have a notion heâd remember me noways. Iâll think âbout it endurinâ the day and leave you know before you go home tonight.â
I think Mr. Haushalter wanted to talk to Mr. Durant before he said it would be all right for me to tend store while he went to Mrs. Maddoxâs funeral, but just before we locked up that night he told me, âIf your maâs agreeable to you stayinâ out of school in the forenoon tomorrow, I donât know but what Iâd take in old Grandma Maddoxâs funeral. âCourse Iâd come down and get you started off in good shape before I went, and haply I wouldnât go out to the buryinâ grounds at all; that way Iâd probâly be back well afore noontime.â
I told him Iâd tell Mother, and that I was sure sheâd say it would be all right. Then, when I was nearly up to Uebelâs drug store, he called me back and told me, âNow donât say nothinâ âbout the old ladyâs furniture; a manâs in bad business when he counts his chickens afore heâs put the hen a-settinâ.â
I was waiting outside the store door when Mr. Haushalter got there the next morning. He was a few minutes late, but he was all dressed up in a blue serge suit and a white shirt, and he had his shoes shined till they sparkled in the light from the street lamp. The suit was one I think he must have had for a long, long time; the lapels of the coat were wide but no longer than my hand, it buttoned right up to the knot of his tie, and it was tight enough around the middle that there were scallops between the buttons. After heâd unlocked the doors and the cash drawer under the counter, he only fed Matilda and looked at her kittens. Then he kept away from things that might get his suit dirty and told me how to get the fire going good, and things Iâd need to know while he was away.
I think Mr. Haushalter and I were both kind of anxious for the funeral time to come. He kept walking up and down the length of the store, as if he didnât know what to do with himself, and I wanted to have as much time as I could to run the store alone before Mr. Durant would get in with his morning orders. On just about every other trip Mr. Haushalter made up and down the floor, heâd think of something else he should have told me.
Of course, I donât remember them all, but one time he stopped and told me, âNow
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