picked up her breakfast tray and threw it at me.â
âPerhaps she wasnât hungry.â
Wither frowned. âWhy are the still-alives so mean?â
âI told you they wouldnât help,â said Charlie, putting his hat back on. âWeâll have to move the key ourselves. Tabitha, you can move objects.â
âOh, not terribly well.â
âDonât be modest. Youâre a poltergeist.â
âI could try.â I closed my eyes, then opened them again.
âNo. I simply cannot do it.â
âTry again.â
I tried, and the key jiggled.
âYou must think Iâm a frightful show-off.â
âNot at all,â said Charlie and Wither together.
âIâm sorry,â Wither said to Charlie, âI didnât mean to talk over you.â
âNo,â said Charlie, âit was I who spoke over you. Tabitha, do try again.â
âFace the other way,â I said. âI canât do it with you two watching.â
Charlie and Wither turned to the wall.
âNo peeking.â I gave the key a good jiggle. It jiggled and jingled and jangled, but stubbornly refused to move from the hook.
âIt isnât your fault,â said Wither.
âDonât blame yourself,â Charlie said, adjusting his tie. âThe hook is an awkward shape.â
3
Rusty Chains
We floated about for a bit, and then Charlie had an idea. âThere is only one ghosty who can free the key from that hook, and that ghosty is Rusty Chains.â
Every ghosty has a ghostly ability. Rusty Chains has the ability to make things old and rusty. He also has the ability to bore a ghosty to tears. He drags these heavy chains around, so it takes him forever to do anything.
âIâll wisp away and find him,â said Wither.
âCharlie should go,â I said. âHeâs the only ghosty who can pass through.â
âNot sure I can,â said Charlie, and he blushed bright white.
âYou just passed through the lounge door.â
âIt was a very thin door, Tabitha.â
âCharlie Vapor,â I said, âthis is no time for false modesty. Pamela is locked in the attic with a leggy spider, and we three are floating around doing nothing.â
Charlie adjusted his tie. âPerhaps I shall pass through a teeny bit. Not enough to show off, just enough to find Rusty.â
Wither was losing his patience. âOh, get on with it!â
Charlie removed his hatâitâs the polite thing to doâand poked his head through the tiled floor. âRusty? Coo-ee! Has any ghosty seen Rusty Chains? Ah, Rusty. Would you mind floating up here to help us?â
It took Rusty one hour to drag his chains up the cellar stairs and another hour to drag them along the hallway to the front door.
âIs this it?â asked Rusty Chains, eyeing the hook.
We nodded our ghostly heads.
âI canât do it now. I have to float back down to the cellar, then jangle my chains and moan a lot.â
Wither folded his bony arms. âBut it took you two hours to get here. How long does it take to dab a bit of rust on a hook?â
âAnything for a quiet life,â moaned Rusty, rattling his chains noisily.
âJust the hook,â said Charlie. âWe donât want to damage the key.â
Rusty dabbed the hook with his rusty chains. The hook turned brown and crumbled to dust, and the key chinked onto the tiles.
âHow did you keep the rust off the key?â asked Charlie.
âI didnât think about it. I just jangled my chains and moaned a lot.â
âYou miserable old moaner!â
âCharlie,â said Wither, âdonât be mean. Rusty, we are grateful for your help.â
âThank you, Rusty,â I said. âCharlie, are you going to thank Rusty?â
Charlie removed his hatâitâs the polite thing to doâreplaced it on his head, and shook Rusty Chains by the