Plutonian.â
âThey donât care,â Venetio said quietly to Elliot. âSome people just hate all Plutonians. BURPSers or not. They think weâre troublemakers.â
âHas it ever occurred to you,â Sylvie said to him, âthat if your planet stopped causing so much trouble, people would be nicer to you?â
Venetio shrugged.
âMaybe if people were nicer to us, weâd stop causing so much trouble.â
Sylvie looked like she was about to respond, but she cut herself off when a new picture appeared on the screen.
It was a short, nondescript Martian with glasses and a bad comb-over. Just a few inches to my right, Sylvie went rigid. When the English headline popped up underneath the Martianâs face, I understood why.
MISSING: Asaph Juarez, former Chancellor in Charge of Martian-Human Affairs. Please contact the Martian Council with any relevant information.
âThatâs a good thing, isnât it?â I said uneasily, patting Sylvie on the shoulder. âThe more people who are looking for him, the better. Right?â
Sylvie swallowed.
âI guess so. I justâ¦I was hoping it was all some sort of misunderstanding. That Iâd get here and heâd be sitting in our kitchen with no idea anything was going on. But if the Martian Council doesnât know where he is, that means he really is missing.â
âWeâll find him,â I assured her. We both looked down at my wrist, even though neither of us had heard a beep. No dot yet.
âYou were probably right about the lab not being downtown,â I told her. âOnce my grandfather gets the long-range scanner up and running, weâll find your dad.â
Sylvie nodded and a shrill beeping sound filled the air. We looked around in confusion, and it took me almost a full minute to realize that every watch on every Martian in sight had just started beeping.
Every watch except mine.
The Debate
âNug time!â exclaimed Chancellor Fontana, quieting her watch and pulling a Nutri Nugget out of her purse.
Every Martian around us (except for Sylvie) was doing the same thing. There was a great crinkling of plastic as everyone opened their nuggets at once.
Sylvie wrinkled her nose.
âI canât believe those got popular,â she sniffed. âTheyâre disgusting!â
âYouâre right about that,â Venetio muttered. Then he pursed his lips, looking mildly horrified that he had agreed with Sylvie about something.
âThe one I had this morning wasnât too bad,â I admitted. And I realized, to my amazement, that my stomach had been quiet for some time. I hadnât even thought about food since shoving the nugget into my mouth that morning. Now that I did think about it, I realized that I still felt full. But in a weird, hollow sort of a way. Like I could still eat a giant meal at any moment but I just didnât want to.
âI have extras,â Chancellor Fontana offered, reaching into her purse again and handing me several different flavors. There was a chocolate-flavored nugget like the one I had eaten that morning. There was also a strawberry-flavored one, a root beerâflavored one, and a chocolate-peanut-butter-swirl one.
âWhat are they?â Elliot asked, looking doubtfully at the packages in my hand. He had slept too late that morning to hear anything about the nuggets.
âTheyâre a revelation,â Chancellor Fontana replied, licking her fingers. âDo you have any idea how much time and energy is wasted in the growing of food? To say nothing of harvesting, preparing, and then consuming elaborate meals three times every day?â
âOf course they donât,â Ms. Helen reminded her, taking a bite of her own nugget. âPlants and animals grow by accident on their planet, remember?â
âOh right,â Chancellor Fontana said. âWell, just take my word for it. Youâd be amazed at how freeing