Free Zombie Pink by Noel Merczel Page B

There he was, hacking away... spreading his disgusting old man germs throughout the neighborhood.
     
    "Game on!" Gina sang.
     
    She was wearing a frilly short white nightie with no panties underneath. Gina was so excited about her plan and the anticipation of it all, that she was totally wet between her legs.
     
    Her parents were downstairs watching a Harry Potter DVD for the millionth time. It was so weird... she was the young person in the house and she couldn't stand Harry Potter. But her parents loved the geeky movies. They were always saying "Brilliant!" as though they had suddenly become English .
     
    “I can’t believe Hagrid has a girlfriend!” Gina heard her mother exclaim, as though she hadn’t seen Goblet of Fire ten dozen times before.
     
    Gina strode around her pink bedroom, casually flipping on the light switch. She knew old man Barnaby was probably on the verge of a stroke, watching her march around in a short frilly nighty; the cheeks of her plump young ass peeking out the bottom.
     
    Biscuits. That’s what they called it when the bottom of your ass sticks out in plain view. Gina learned that term recently when she looked up “funny people shopping at Walmart” on Google Images.
     
    Evidently, there are lots of "biscuits" on display in Walmart at any given time, in warmer weather.
     
    Gina pretended she was bending over, putting something away in a drawer.
     
    "I'm exposing my soft naked biscuits to you, you dirty old man!" she purred softly.
     
    The oozy warm feeling was flowing through her again. Gina casually arranged herself on her platform of pink satin pillows.
     
    Then she laid down on the bed and pulled her nightie all the way up, exposing her firm young breasts.
     
    "Look at my naked body, old man!" she exclaimed, in an exaggerated little girl voice.
     
    Gina started to finger herself between her legs....slowly....
     
    That’s when she heard a young man's voice outside shouting, "HEY! HELP! HELP! COME OUT HERE!"
     
    Oh, great ! Gina thought. Somebody saw me !
     
    But why would he be yelling for help?
     
    Did she give him an out-of-control erection ?
     
    Gina pushed her nighty back down and slid off the bed. Then she quickly crawled over to the light switch, jumped up and flicked it off. After that, she crawled over to her window, feeing nervous.
     
    Old man Barnaby wasn't looking out his window anymore. But what Gina saw out in her front yard under the Maple tree was weirder than old man Barnaby dancing hip-hop in the park!
     
    She saw that good looking guy from down the street, the one who was always jogging by, and his ugly nervous wife . Plus, she saw some strange freaky woman with long dirty hair and giant glasses. T hey were all fighting on her front lawn!
     
    It looked just like a scene from Scary Movie.
     
    Maybe the good looking guy was having an affair with that freaky woman and his wife found out?
     
    Such drama! Suddenly, Gina forgot all about Old Man Barnaby, and just decided to enjoy the show.
     
    "Real Housewives of Shady Oaks!" she joked.
     
    Suddenly, there was this low growl that ended in some kind of shriek like it came straight out of a horror movie. A real horror movie; not the fake kind, like Scary Movie.
     
    To Gina, it sounded exactly how she imagined the devil would sound.
     
    "What the hell?" Gina asked herself.
     
    Then the woman with the long tangled hair was pulling the other woman away from the man... maybe those two were lovers...maybe the three of them were lovers ?...Gina's mind was buzzing with possibilities when, WHAAAAT ?
     
    It appeared as though the dirty tangled-hair woman was chewing the ear off the guy's ugly wife....and the guy was shouting, "HEY! HEY! COME OUT HERE! WHERE IS ANYONE? "
     
    Suddenly, the scene didn't seem so amusing to Gina any more . Now it seemed downright gruesome.
     
    Something really, really bad was happening out there.
     
     

 
     
    CHAPTER NINE
     
    Gina jumped up from her position on the floor and